MessyMayhem Mission Statement

Welcome to Messymayhem.com Here you will find lots of lovely ladies getting gunged without any tops! Gunge, slime, mess of all sorts, you'll find it here with lovely girls gettting messy in a state of undressy. Gunge and boobs is what you'll find here! We play silly games and get messy! This site contains material of an Adult Nature.

Sunday, 20 December 2009

2010 : A Gunge Odyssey

Greetings Messymayhem boys and girls....merry christmas, and greetings of the season. So as the end of a hectic and brilliant end of 2009, where the inception of this concept started, and well as this year ends, we're pleased with the results.


Now. That was 2009. 2010 is gonna be huge. Here's whats coming up in the next 6 months!

EPISODE 2 PART 3 Photoset.....


The Scouse one has been busy with other photos (i.e. ones that pay the bills) and this one didn't come with the video. It is a mega set, where Michelle Bond and the lovely Annabelle play our new end game.... Extreme Rock Paper Scissors - so see the mess and mayhem of the simple game, and see the hi res quality of the wrestling finale, and the conclusion til the next time they meet




EPISODE 3 PART 2 - Keeleigh Gets Her Own Back on Beki

Our Yorkshire Lass Beki, finds that a bin bag and rubber gloves is no match to a Messymayhem low budget recreation of kid's favourite Get Your Own Back



EPISODE 3 PART 3 - Rock Paper Scissors Beki vs Keeleigh....

More Gunge, More rigging, and a conclusion where we simply cant get Beki out of the pool at the end....




EPISODE 4 - Meet Michelle Monroe and Rach!

Now you've seen Michelle Monroe on other sites, with her massive mammories! And gorgeous feisty Rach. The worst game of Don't Laugh, several indecent proposals... this one you have to see! This is a bumper episode 6 parts of the gungiest vids you'll see....






EPISODE 5 - THE RETURN OF MICHELLE BOND AND ANNABELLE

Those girls are back, with revenge in Annabelle's mind (see Ep2P3) through a game of get your own back, a spot of justice and the rematch.... All entirely asked for by the girls.....



EPISODE 6 - KAREN RETURNS WITH LORNA...

Karen from Ep1 came back to play, with a couple of confessions, more hilarity, a foam showdown, and allegations of foul play being met with more gunge! Lorna who had dabbled a bit enjoyed herself immensly, so much she almost missed her train...




And with more to come 2010 is going to be awesome - more to be shot too, but we thank you for your support this year, we wish you a pleasent holiday and a happy new year....

See you in 2010

The Cornish One.

Friday, 4 December 2009

Coming soon : the funniest do not laugh yet....



So here we are, now in Episode 3, the 3rd installment of the Messymayhem. A quick word about our protagonists in this Episode, brunette beauty Keeley who was lovely and very patient, as a crisis as the Scouse One and I, panicked as the intended model pulled out an hour before the actual start of shooting. Initially a blessing, as it was intended that Keeley was gonna be a little bit late, but now, with time ticking, and models ruling themselves out at such short notice left right and centre, we began to think that this simply wasn't gonna happen.
Bearing in mind that this shoot had been recast several times, dear Bob was starting to lose as much hair as me, follically challenged pasty boy...
Then a fair maiden from cross the shire, came forth with t'shining cloth cap and t'whippet. Step forward, feisty lass Beki of T'yorkshur!
Now on to Part 1... coming to website near you soon... our great game, Don't Laugh or You Will Lose. Now whether Beki had spent the journey along the M62 dosing up on yellow Smarties, Sunny Delight, and other such E number ridden goodies remains up for debate. She was like the proverbial kid, in the proverbial sweetshop. Tigger would look sedated in comparison! However, Keeley had the unenviable task of keeping the stony face, for the 2 minutes, whilst Beki, tried her hardest to make her laugh. She really did, she tried, bless her. Keeley didn't stand a chance...

Anyways, you'd have got better odds on Lord Lucan winning the Martian Derby on Shergar......

Wednesday, 25 November 2009

Tuesday, 17 November 2009

Xtreeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmme!


Greetings Messymayhem fans.... hope you liked our cent sale of the Annabella shoot... you never know it might happen again.... anyways it's time for me, the Cornish One to let you know about our next update....

We tried and failed in Episode 1 to come up with a satisfying conclusion, and well due to a number of actions, a burst tyre, a diva, a train to catch, we kinda dropped at last minute. So for Episode 2, with no such constraints, we asked friends Michelle and Annabell to come up with an end game.... and Extreme Rock Paper Scissors was born....

The rules were drawn up as follows

1. The game is done over the best of 9 legs. Rock beats Scissors etc etc
2. First to 5 wins
3. Every loss incurrs a forfeit i.e. a gunging
4. The first to incur 4 losses, loses their bra aswell as taking a bucket
5. The Winner covers themselves in glory, the loser covers themselves with the buckets of "Sloppy Seconds", recycled gunge from the pool of doom and whatever else is left
6. Jon's decision is final! This rule is final and absolute!
7. Once the game is over, both girls are left to freestyle in the pool, to discuss the finer points of the game, and the events of the world. Or failing that, have a bloody good wrestle!

So for the promised sneeky peekies?



It was one hell of a lot of fun to shoot, and the outcome had reprecussions for months to come... Once the Scouse one has edited it and put sparkly bits on it - you will love this clip!

Sunday, 8 November 2009

More Michelle???

Greetings!

Well it seems the general consensus on the forums is that you good people of various such talking shops were taken with the clean co star of Episode 2 Part 1 - Annabelle and Don't laugh!... the voluptuous Michelle !



Well our editing goblins have been hard at work, and well, we've come up something that we think you'll like soon enough. A nice vid with a nice outcome, and the usual hi res pics - far superior than these examples on here!


I do have happy mammories of this shoot, and well she has a great sense of humour, and well isnt afraid of making a big tit of herself.
So keep abreast of the situation by following the usual places....



And look I spent the last paragraph trying not to be distracted by Michelle's enourmous breasts.

Ah feck.

www.messymayhem.com

Friday, 30 October 2009

Squeege and Squelch.... the diary of a shoot...

Greetings MM fans...

Tis I, the bald Cornish one, Junior Partner Jonny....
Well Bosunbob had the great idea of doing 3 shoots in 4 days. Ok says I, I'll come up and help.... So with suitcase in boot and camcorder as a passenger, I trundle up the motorway, despite the final 3 hours of the journey being at a practical standstill, I arrive an assist with the setup of the studio, which involves large lungs and a paddling pool, and a love for gaffa tape and dust sheets....
Sunday comes, and so does the wam veteran Michelle Monroe, and wam virgin Rachel C to Chez Bosun. Watered, and fed with cookies, sweets and chocolates, the girls acted real troopers with all manner of laughter, rudeness, fiestyness and attitude - even after 6 films later.....
An overnight cleanup, only stopped for pizza and sleep, meant that we went to get a bigger tarp to put down. It was big. Far too big, so it was chopped before Annabelle and Michelle returned for more gunge. And Michelle decided it would be funny to get me whilst i was cleaning her. Damn gunged models!
Tuesday gave us a day of recovery... and christ we needed it. Of the investments we made on sunday morning , a squeegee, you know the kind you do your windows with, was purchased with the idea of scrapeing the gunk of the lasses, so that it didnt drip over Bob's lovely cream carpet! So all the girls got squeeged! And we didnt charge them for the privilege!
So on Wednesday morning, we were in the position of taking our time, gunge was mixed by 8:30, the shoot wasnt until midday, and the girls, Lorna and Karen (from the first episode). Both Karen and Lorna were stars as both went at it hell for leather, (although i think it was the jelly babies and cola bottles that made Karen hyper active and vengeful against our blatant rigging!), The end involved a very rushed shower for lorna, who got on her train home, just!, with a tinge and smell of custard in her hair! The reason for that rapid dousing? Squelching. Smutty innuendo from Karen, who decided to make noises with the gunge. Guess you'll have to see how that is in 2010 when they are released.....

Anyways..... your first exclusive blog readers.... here's some hi res pics of Annabelle Don't Laugh shoot aka Ep 2 Pt 1 - available at www.messymayhem.com


Episode 2: Annabelle and Michelle















Howdy - Messymayhem fans
Hi, and welcome to the latest update to the fledgling Messymayhem stable.

I’ve decided on fortnightly updates, ‘cos I can’t be arsed in uploading and editing everything for the end of the month, each month! Call me lazy, if you wish, but you’re not the ones shovelling gunge out of paddling pools in your spare time!

Also, you’ll see a marked improvement in lighting as, we made an investment in some quality lighting, between this shoot and the previous shoot (starring Emma Kate and Karen

Our stars of the show this time are cute and lively blonde Annabelle and big boobed beauty Michelle. Our game of skill, dexterity and all round general lunacy, sees the plucky Annabelle trying to crack the stone faced Michelle.....

Does she succeed????


Like the sports reporter says on the news on Saturday Night before Match of The Day.... If you don’t want to know the result, look away now......

Photoset will follow shortly.... for now enjoy the vidcaps....

Cheers now....

Bob

Opening!


Ok we’ll stop teasing you now, http://www.messymayhem.com IS NOW OPEN!

First off the whole idea of the site………

I wanted to produce WAM that’s sexy, fun and well made and hopefully that’s what we’ll deliver. I was raised on gameshows as a kid and that’s heavily influenced the ideas behind the site. It’s a basic principle really two people play very silly games with the result of the loser getting gunged. What makes this concept slightly more interesting is the fact the two people are gorgeous girls and losing involves losing your clothes as well as a good gunging! I’m aiming to update once a month with an episode containing both video and high resolution photosets of all the action.
We don’t claim to know it all by a long shot and what you are going to see is a first attempt, we’re working really hard on improving what we do, I hope you’ll stick with us and enjoy the ride.

How it came to be.....

First off I never started out with the intention of creating a WAM site. You may remember about 5 months ago I posted some photos on the forum of a photoshoot I did with two models getting messy in gunge. The response to those photos was phenomenal and I had a lot of people asking me to do more, initially I just laughed this off but interest and kind words from glamourgunge got me thinking about the idea more seriously, then a mail from Noise which was basically a big kick up the arse telling me in no uncertain terms to do it (so blame him!)...in the following months I worked my arse off and spent an awful lot of money and at times didn’t get much sleep! My advice to anyone thinking of starting a WAM site is you really have to love it because at times it can be awful and you have to love doing it enough to make up for this. I’ve been fortunate enough to have a good friend in Jon giving me a lot of help along the way, not just turning up to shoots but being there to talk through ideas and problems so huge thanks go to him. I won’t give you a list of problems we’ve had because it would go on for an age but we’ve got through them and done 3 shoots to date with more taking place very soon. The results from the first shoot are now up to download as episode 1. There are 2 videos and 2 photo sets. Below is the story of that first shoot and some sample images from it. Hope you enjoy. It feels great to get here finally, big thanks to all who have helped make it possible and encourage me along the way. A tip of the hat needs to go to many sites who I have admired over the years and nicked various thing from in no particular order, messygirl.com, gungegirls.com, glamourgunge.com, topgunge.com, gungetankgirls.com and probably others I should mention but have forgotten.

IF YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW THE RESULTS OF THE GAMES AND WHICH GIRL GOT GUNGED THEN DO NOT READ FURTHER – GO DOWNLOAD ENJOY AND THEN COME BACK TO READ THE STORY!

The first shoot.......

A Brummie, a Scouser, a Cornishman and Geordie meet in the West Midlands with 24 litres of gunge and a couple of cameras, the result ........Messy mayhem...... quite literally! I’ll be the first to admit the shoot was a little chaotic. I travelled down by train and as a result of late running’s had less than an hour to set up, Karen’s kitchen wasn’t very big and not the ideal place for mixing 24 litres of gunge! This wasn’t helped by Karen being in hysterics and stopping stirring “oh my god” every 2 mins and the absence of an electric whisk. The result was the gunge did end up a bit lumpier than hoped for. Jon then got a bit lost and had to be guided by Karen who’s sense of direction in her home town wasn’t brilliant he finally made it but ended up splitting his tyre on a kerbstone as he turned into the road. Finally Emma also met with train problems and turned up late and in a rather bad mood. At least we had all made it!
Now I also have to admit we had miscalculated when it came to lighting. I had enough light from my flash kit for stills but the video cameras were struggling a bit with ambient light (I have fixed this as best I can in the edit –it’s still perfectly watchable but the quality has been reduced a bit which is why these first two videos are going to be priced slightly cheaper than later ones where we sorted the lighting issues).
Anyway after the initial chaos we eventually had the two girls looking damn sexy in their underwear standing in the pool ready to play. The first game was “Do not laugh or you will lose” I devised this after talking with Karen and her telling me that she was a terrible giggler. The concept simple...Karen had to not laugh for 2 minutes if she could then Emma got gunged, but Emma could do what she liked to make Karen laugh, if she laughed inside the 2 mins she got gunged. Karen proved a tough cookie managing to stifle any giggles caused by Emma unlatching her bra, tickling her or flashing her bum, unfortunately Karen’s undoing came when Jon counted down the last seconds and does it slightly too quickly. Karen thought the game was over and laughed as Emma is screaming “noooooo” unfortunately this is just before the buzzer goes off at the end of the 2 minutes. There is a quick adjudication Karen protests about cheating but doesn’t seem too displeased when it’s ruled she lost and is up for messymayhem’s first gunging!
She’s scared at first but soon starts enjoying herself and coming out with some pretty funny comments, Emma really plays the evil presenter type role well too. She gets a good dousing of blue and yellow gunge. Anyway without further ado here are a few of my stills from the photoset of 93 images all at high resolution (four times the size they are appearing on the umd). Karen is grinning pretty much through out she really did seem to enjoy herself.

Part 2 is the Higher or Lower Quiz. Now some sites do higher or lower quizzes with cards, personally I thought this was a bit boring so decided to do it with random objects. Emma has 15 objects and has to say whether they are higher or lower than the previous object if she gets it wrong she gets gunged. Unfortunately we had a couple of tech issues which I won’t bore you with but it resulted in me having to put the questions in as titles rather than play Karen reading them. Now it has to be said that Emma wasn’t in the best frame of mind on this shoot, she was more concerned with how she was going to deal with the paparazzi that night due to her involvement with former football player Paul Gascoigne which she kept talking about – in fact it’s a wonder it never made the video. Emma does pretty well on the quiz only getting a couple wrong however when she does her reaction is fairly spectacular. She clearly isn’t enjoying it! Matters are made worse when she discovers the final question is a trick and Karen dumps the rest of the gunge on her. It doesn’t stop her stripping her bra off and doing some very sexy posing however. Below are a couple of samples from the 53 image highres photoset. Enjoy

Just to wrap up after a clean up operation, a tyre change and several calls to the newsdesks of certain papers with Emma trying to sell a story about herself we went our separate ways. Karen had clearly loved it (but was slightly worried about her drains being clogged with gunged), Emma hadn’t and me and Jon had learnt a lot for next time. Between then and now I battled tech problems with the video and edited the photo sets, we’ve also done a couple of other shoots but more of them in the future. I hope you have liked what you’ve seen and are moved enough to want to download. This isn’t a money making excerise I’ve done it purely because I love WAM but if I don’t make some money back I can’t keep doing it indefinitely. Thanks for reading all this and any questions or comments are very welcome.

Bob