MessyMayhem Mission Statement

Welcome to Messymayhem.com Here you will find lots of lovely ladies getting gunged without any tops! Gunge, slime, mess of all sorts, you'll find it here with lovely girls gettting messy in a state of undressy. Gunge and boobs is what you'll find here! We play silly games and get messy! This site contains material of an Adult Nature.

Saturday, 24 December 2011

The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 25th

Merry Christmas from Scouse and Cornish, to all our customers, models and hangers on. We you have a fine Christmas and a messy new year...

So Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a message from the Queen, resplondent in her crown of gold....the Queen of UK wam scene indeed, and the UK's most gunged woman , Messy Jessie!

The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 24th

Our Welsh wonder, Shay Hendrix looks fab in blue and yellow goo....one day to go, who will be the messy mayhem xmas treat????

Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Monday, 5 December 2011

A Messymayhem Roadtrip....

....and now a break from the Advent Countdown, to tell you about the weekends goings on....

Our last shoot of 2012 to be precise, as for once, both Scouse and Cornish had many motorway miles to meander along, and for once, both had company.

Preparation is key for a big shoot, and this was going to be our biggest shoot - EVER! Travel was done in good time - for Cornish - he travelled up to Mrs Cornish's in Nottinghamshire in preparation on the Thursday, and Scouse got down to Derbyshire to meet with the lovely Rose.

So on the Friday, Scouse got to eat Pizza and drink beer with Rose, whilst Cornish made pasties for the troops, ably assisted by Mrs C....

Saturday comes, and Rose and Scouse set off down the motorway, and an early start, to avoid the NEC traffic, was ill advised, as we were suppose to meet the lovely Brook at 9:4, and arrived at 9! Brook then text to say her train was running late. So, off to McDonalds we go, then via the most rubbishest Morrisons, we meet our destination. Somewhat delayed, the Brumster Brook, joins in the fun as we all get to Chez Messy Jessie at the same time, in a somewhat couldn't have scripted it better assualt on her front door.

With 9 videos to shoot, and a squad rotation system going that any Premiership football manager would be greatful of. So who was the fantasy line up that we had.....

Some Muppet with Kermit the Frog.....

Auburn haired beauty and star of our August shoot, Rose, who just loves getting gunged!




















Olly Murs suffered from a head cold as Jessie had nicked his trademark hat


And the we had the most gunged woman in the UK, the undisputed Queen of the British WAM scene, Messy Jessie, who just loves getting gunged!!
 ...and finally after surviving Demi Scott and the madness of Karen, we got Brook back for a much more sedated shoot. And she absolutely HATES getting gunged!! Well not that badly anyways















It's December, I shouldn't keep your tongue out?
So with the Messy Jessie Studio, primed, stocked, set up and tarped, it was ready for action. The Girls had to lose as many items of clothing as quickly as possible. With headwear in abundance and rapid removal clothing chosen, one forgot about it and wore jeans. Clothing and gunge was then dispensed
The right choice of outfit wasn't in her jeans....




















The fashion item of the year!
The casual viewer of the Umd, may be aware that Rose recieved a very special present from the Scouse one - a t shirt that says "I've been Gunged on Messymayhem.com"
This caused some green eyed monsterness from Jessie and Brook who wanted one. So Rose decided to set an initiation test or two...


 Then a demostration, a spot of infortainment and testing as our awesome threesome showed us how to make Natrasol Gunge, Cornflour Gunge and Pies, followed by a willing demonstration or 3







After much consumption of pizza, wine and sweets, and the Cornish goodies of handcrafted pasties and the the legendary Rattler as modelled by Jessie here....









 As the 9th film was approaching its conclusion, and with the scores at 4-4-4 (as always) the girls went on strike. Drastic measures and negioations that ACAS would have been proud of. A spot of bucket dunking was resolved.




As a final thought, its probably not a good idea to request a picture for your fella, especially as the gunge has gone a little on the cold side, and there is buckets and a frankly bored Mrs C to throw in a third bucket too....eh Brook!
So the last shoot of 2011 means we are almost ready to unleash 2012's new stuff on you guys!

Keep em peeled


Cornish...


Monday, 28 November 2011

The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 8th

The start of a legend. How it all started for Annabelle. Her First bucket in Episode 2 Part 1

The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 7th

Lorna is disguised by the gallons of green gloop in Episode 5 Part 2

The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 6th

Eden's twitter name is Eden Blue....I wonder why. Maybe the result of my favourite video that we did. Episode 13 Part 2 -  The Bomb Quiz

The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 5th

Layla's first taste of slime. What happens when you twist too much in Episode 15 Part 2

The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 4th

Candie contemplates the result of laughing, in her challenge against Layla in Episode 15 Part 1

The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 3rd

The Swede with the minxiest laugh, but the end result of Episode 11.1 Hands Feet and Face, is that Chivone is too cool covered in cold custard!

The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 2nd

Louisa.... star of Episode 7......She'll be back later!

The Messymayhem Advent Calendar- December 1st!


Keeleigh feels the wrath of Beki in Xtreme Rock Paper Scissors in  Episode 3 Part 3

Saturday, 29 October 2011

A blog from Bob.....


A while back Cornish let me know that he wouldn’t be able to make it for our October shoots. This presented two problems....we use his video camera for the main shots you see on Messymayhem and my own camera wasn’t going to be up to the job on its own. The other one being, who was going to host, help mix the gunge, laugh at my jokes and generally be the other pair of hands that is required on a shoot. Now problem one was easily rectified with a trip to the shops and the purchase of a new video camera. Problem two however, I needed someone who knew how our shoots worked, could talk on camera and who could put up my sense of humour. Now as some of you will know when models have let us down in the past one lady has come to the rescue nearly everytime, so much so we call her “our emergency model”. She is a living legend not only is she gorgeous and reliable she can also put up with both me and Cornish! What have I got to lose I thought.......and text Annabelle “How do you fancy hosting Messymayhem for a couple of shoots in October?” shortly after I got the reply “Yeah, why not!?”. With “emergency model”  set  to become “the emergency host” I was sorted. The shoots were go go go......

Cut to Sat evening, the night before the first shoot and I am huffing, puffing, coughing and swearing. Annabelle was unable to come and help with the setup due to a family emergency so I was left on my own trying to rearrange the furniture to get the studio set up though she assured me she would be here next day bright and early. One major problem I couldn’t remember where I usually put the telly so it’s out of the way. I knew Cornish would have known, after much swearing 5 attempts I managed to find the convenient nook where we usually put it and started to get the tarp down. Slowly but surely and a roll of gaffa tape later the set started to take shape. Exhausted I collapsed into bed and set my alarm...

Next morning I was up bright and early nursing a coffee to wake me up and set to work cutting up bin bags with which to finish the set. Annabelle arrived demanding tea and toast to compensate for a lack of sleep. Once consumed she got to work on mixing the gunge which she enjoyed doing immensely.
The shoot was set to be interesting and I think I am right in saying this is a first for a WAM site but I could be wrong. We were set to shoot with a married couple – both of them female! I’m sure some of you remember Lorna from Episode 5 (if not check out http://messymayhemcom.umd.net/download_info/episode_5_part_2 ) well she is married to a lovely girl called Bella and she was very keen to bring Bella along and show her what she does on her shoots. That is exactly what happened. A rather excited Lorna and a slightly apprehensive Bella turned up and we got started. Annabelle did well with the hosting role, talking less than Jon does (but who could talk more!?) – she actually confessed to me that she was more nervous about doing the hosting than she is about being gunged. I won’t detail too much about what went on in the games, I’ll save that surprise for when we release the videos. I’ll just let the pictures do the talking.

When the girls arrived they looked something like this.

Later on they looked something like this.



All the while I was snapping photos with a spare stills camera and Annabelle was rushing off every 5 mins like a woman possessed keeping our followers on twitter upto date with goings on. One rather good idea I had was to use some charity bags for binbag dresses. Now this might not seem very ethical, however I had put these bags out to be collected and the charity had just not bothered so I was actually saving them going to waste! Here’s a couple of pics from the twitter feed of Lorna and Bella modelling them.


Now as good as she was at the hosting after the shoot I discovered Annabelle’s real talent. When it comes to gunge clean up she is a one woman army! The cleanup was done in record time considering there was only two of us. With one shoot down Annabelle headed home and Messy JoJo came over to have pizza and help me do the tarping for the next days shoot.

Next morning due to some hiccups with trains everything didn’t quite go to plan but in the end everyone got here. Annabelle was again hosting and modelling we had Eden (not our red haired friend from Splosh fame but the ebony babe who you may know from her work with Miss T and Gooeygirls) and Lolly (who had actually got in touch with me asking to be gunged because it looked fun!). Eden was cool and relaxed, she’d seen it all before – although I did discover she didn’t know the rules to Rock, Paper, Scissors which she was rather embarrassed by. We also discovered she has the perfect laugh for WAM – it’s very, very dirty. Lolly was very excited but nervous – she soon got over that though. Again I won’t detail exactly what went on but Eden was very evil to Lolly, she didn’t however reckon on Lolly learning from example and giving back as good as she got. When they arrived the two of them looked something like this.

Later on they looked something like this.


After a clean up I was left (knackered) to reflect on two very good shoots. Although I’m sure Cornish will return Annabelle did comment that she had enjoyed hosting and Cornish had better watch his job as she was clearly better than him. Could be interesting next time they meet and I’m making sure I’m staying out the firing line!

Keep your eyes open for the videos from these shoots which should hit the download store next year. That’s all for now, I have to go and edit Episode 20 Part 2, thanks for reading.
 
Bob

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

Episode 20....it's Eden and Karen- Battlesplatting!

Ahoy me hearties, Cornish here. Scouse and Annabelle will be blogging later in the week with sneaky peakies from the latest shoot which occured last weekend.

Whilst I was unable to come and play with Lolly, Eden (from the Kowalski/Gooeygirl stable), Lorna and Bella, and had more tedium to deal with in the normo life.

So, who stars in Episode 20.... well it's the original Eden, starring alongside Messymayhem's Most Gunged, Karen......










in a game called Battlesplats, which is a bit like Battleships......


Karen didn't do that well...but was she bothered....


Coming very soon!

Wednesday, 12 October 2011

Now we are 2.

Greetings Messymayhem'ers


Tis' the Cornish one bringing glad tidings... it's our second birthday...



Apologies for the lack of blogs....I've been busy on the day job and moonlighting on the hobby side too, helping out with those mighty fine people of Topgunge

However, as we celebrate our birthday with one of our funniest and sexiest vids yet starring top wam stars Shay Hendrix and Jess West, in Episode 19 Part 3 - lovingly monikered In Your Pants! A linguistic game, which failure brings gunge - in your pants!
Jess might need bigger pants!

So some birthday stats!

  • 54 Videos
  • 23 Girls
  • Nearly 300 buckets of gunge
  • 250 pies
  • 300 cartons of custard
  • 50 cans of shaving foam
  • a numerous motorway miles for Cornish
  • Miles of dust sheet
  • 300 bin bags
  • and a shed load of fun

But whats been mine and Scouse's Top 3 vids????

Scouse's choices

EPISODE 3.1 Beki and Keeleigh play "Don't Laugh"

"Purely for Beki's chicken impression - it had us in stitches ourselves, no wonder Keeleigh copped it!"


Keeleigh realised Beki's foul impression was clucking good.

 EPISODE 13.4 Eden and Karen play "Triggerwords"

"For the face on Cornish when he realised Eden had been fibbing the whole time and Karen was right that she had seen the word"


Ice Cream was Eden's downfall, she cheated and still lost!

EPISODE 16.2 Messy Jessie and Messy Lauren play "Sticky or Twist"

"Simply for the epic gunge battle between Jessie and Lauren, which neither of us saw coming!"
A calm Jessie, ...yeh right 




So my choices....hmmmm, what better to muse on!

EPISODE 10.1 Demi and Nicole play "Don't Laugh"

So there I was, with Scouse hoping for a nice pleasant shoot - but bedlam enveloped! Truly truly mad is Demi....
The victor deary me!


EPISODE 8.2 Messy Jessie and Annabelle play "The Bomb Quiz"

When Messy Jessie said yessie to playing with us, we were more than delighted. It was also the first time the wam world sore the lovely blonde's beautiful boobies! What wasn't there to like. It was also a start a beautiful relationship between us guys and her- however I owe her one for gunging me at the Moomin Messy party!



EPISODE 13.2 Eden and Karen play "The Bomb Quiz"

Take our favourite Brummie and all round Messymayhem legend Karen and add the lovely Eden of Splosh and Mike Nomic's Mud Shoots fame. We make them play the bomb quiz, with Karen proclaiming that she's thick! And then a unlikely conclusion...
"I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm a little sore!"
So, there 2years done... whats coming up in year 3. Loads of new girls, loads of gunge, loads of silly games....so here's to another 2 eh!