So Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a message from the Queen, resplondent in her crown of gold....the Queen of UK wam scene indeed, and the UK's most gunged woman , Messy Jessie!
Saturday 24 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 25th
So Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a message from the Queen, resplondent in her crown of gold....the Queen of UK wam scene indeed, and the UK's most gunged woman , Messy Jessie!
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 24th
Friday 23 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 23rd
Wednesday 21 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 22nd
Tuesday 20 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 21st
Messy Lauren takes a bucket of our finest green gunge, when she decides that the clever thing is to take on Jessie!
Sunday 18 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 19th
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 18th
Saturday 17 December 2011
Thursday 15 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 16th
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 15th
Wednesday 14 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 14th
Tuesday 13 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 13th
Monday 12 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 12th
Sunday 11 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 11th
Saturday 10 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar. Day 10
Thursday 8 December 2011
Monday 5 December 2011
A Messymayhem Roadtrip....
....and now a break from the Advent Countdown, to tell you about the weekends goings on....
Our last shoot of 2012 to be precise, as for once, both Scouse and Cornish had many motorway miles to meander along, and for once, both had company.
Preparation is key for a big shoot, and this was going to be our biggest shoot - EVER! Travel was done in good time - for Cornish - he travelled up to Mrs Cornish's in Nottinghamshire in preparation on the Thursday, and Scouse got down to Derbyshire to meet with the lovely Rose.
So on the Friday, Scouse got to eat Pizza and drink beer with Rose, whilst Cornish made pasties for the troops, ably assisted by Mrs C....
Saturday comes, and Rose and Scouse set off down the motorway, and an early start, to avoid the NEC traffic, was ill advised, as we were suppose to meet the lovely Brook at 9:4, and arrived at 9! Brook then text to say her train was running late. So, off to McDonalds we go, then via the most rubbishest Morrisons, we meet our destination. Somewhat delayed, the Brumster Brook, joins in the fun as we all get to Chez Messy Jessie at the same time, in a somewhat couldn't have scripted it better assualt on her front door.
With 9 videos to shoot, and a squad rotation system going that any Premiership football manager would be greatful of. So who was the fantasy line up that we had.....
Auburn haired beauty and star of our August shoot, Rose, who just loves getting gunged!
And the we had the most gunged woman in the UK, the undisputed Queen of the British WAM scene, Messy Jessie, who just loves getting gunged!!
...and finally after surviving Demi Scott and the madness of Karen, we got Brook back for a much more sedated shoot. And she absolutely HATES getting gunged!! Well not that badly anyways
So with the Messy Jessie Studio, primed, stocked, set up and tarped, it was ready for action. The Girls had to lose as many items of clothing as quickly as possible. With headwear in abundance and rapid removal clothing chosen, one forgot about it and wore jeans. Clothing and gunge was then dispensed
The casual viewer of the Umd, may be aware that Rose recieved a very special present from the Scouse one - a t shirt that says "I've been Gunged on Messymayhem.com"
This caused some green eyed monsterness from Jessie and Brook who wanted one. So Rose decided to set an initiation test or two...
Then a demostration, a spot of infortainment and testing as our awesome threesome showed us how to make Natrasol Gunge, Cornflour Gunge and Pies, followed by a willing demonstration or 3
After much consumption of pizza, wine and sweets, and the Cornish goodies of handcrafted pasties and the the legendary Rattler as modelled by Jessie here....
As the 9th film was approaching its conclusion, and with the scores at 4-4-4 (as always) the girls went on strike. Drastic measures and negioations that ACAS would have been proud of. A spot of bucket dunking was resolved.
As a final thought, its probably not a good idea to request a picture for your fella, especially as the gunge has gone a little on the cold side, and there is buckets and a frankly bored Mrs C to throw in a third bucket too....eh Brook!
So the last shoot of 2011 means we are almost ready to unleash 2012's new stuff on you guys!
Keep em peeled
Cornish...
Our last shoot of 2012 to be precise, as for once, both Scouse and Cornish had many motorway miles to meander along, and for once, both had company.
Preparation is key for a big shoot, and this was going to be our biggest shoot - EVER! Travel was done in good time - for Cornish - he travelled up to Mrs Cornish's in Nottinghamshire in preparation on the Thursday, and Scouse got down to Derbyshire to meet with the lovely Rose.
So on the Friday, Scouse got to eat Pizza and drink beer with Rose, whilst Cornish made pasties for the troops, ably assisted by Mrs C....
Saturday comes, and Rose and Scouse set off down the motorway, and an early start, to avoid the NEC traffic, was ill advised, as we were suppose to meet the lovely Brook at 9:4, and arrived at 9! Brook then text to say her train was running late. So, off to McDonalds we go, then via the most rubbishest Morrisons, we meet our destination. Somewhat delayed, the Brumster Brook, joins in the fun as we all get to Chez Messy Jessie at the same time, in a somewhat couldn't have scripted it better assualt on her front door.
With 9 videos to shoot, and a squad rotation system going that any Premiership football manager would be greatful of. So who was the fantasy line up that we had.....
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| Some Muppet with Kermit the Frog..... |
Auburn haired beauty and star of our August shoot, Rose, who just loves getting gunged!
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| Olly Murs suffered from a head cold as Jessie had nicked his trademark hat |
And the we had the most gunged woman in the UK, the undisputed Queen of the British WAM scene, Messy Jessie, who just loves getting gunged!!
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| It's December, I shouldn't keep your tongue out? |
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| The right choice of outfit wasn't in her jeans.... |
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| The fashion item of the year! |
This caused some green eyed monsterness from Jessie and Brook who wanted one. So Rose decided to set an initiation test or two...
After much consumption of pizza, wine and sweets, and the Cornish goodies of handcrafted pasties and the the legendary Rattler as modelled by Jessie here....As the 9th film was approaching its conclusion, and with the scores at 4-4-4 (as always) the girls went on strike. Drastic measures and negioations that ACAS would have been proud of. A spot of bucket dunking was resolved.
As a final thought, its probably not a good idea to request a picture for your fella, especially as the gunge has gone a little on the cold side, and there is buckets and a frankly bored Mrs C to throw in a third bucket too....eh Brook!
Keep em peeled
Cornish...
Monday 28 November 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 8th
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 7th
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 6th
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 5th
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 4th
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 3rd
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 2nd
Saturday 29 October 2011
Tuesday 25 October 2011
Episode 20....it's Eden and Karen- Battlesplatting!
Ahoy me hearties, Cornish here. Scouse and Annabelle will be blogging later in the week with sneaky peakies from the latest shoot which occured last weekend.
Whilst I was unable to come and play with Lolly, Eden (from the Kowalski/Gooeygirl stable), Lorna and Bella, and had more tedium to deal with in the normo life.
So, who stars in Episode 20.... well it's the original Eden, starring alongside Messymayhem's Most Gunged, Karen......
in a game called Battlesplats, which is a bit like Battleships......
Karen didn't do that well...but was she bothered....
Coming very soon!
Whilst I was unable to come and play with Lolly, Eden (from the Kowalski/Gooeygirl stable), Lorna and Bella, and had more tedium to deal with in the normo life.
So, who stars in Episode 20.... well it's the original Eden, starring alongside Messymayhem's Most Gunged, Karen......
in a game called Battlesplats, which is a bit like Battleships......
Karen didn't do that well...but was she bothered....
Coming very soon!
Wednesday 12 October 2011
Now we are 2.
Greetings Messymayhem'ers
Tis' the Cornish one bringing glad tidings... it's our second birthday...
Apologies for the lack of blogs....I've been busy on the day job and moonlighting on the hobby side too, helping out with those mighty fine people of Topgunge
However, as we celebrate our birthday with one of our funniest and sexiest vids yet starring top wam stars Shay Hendrix and Jess West, in Episode 19 Part 3 - lovingly monikered In Your Pants! A linguistic game, which failure brings gunge - in your pants!
So some birthday stats!
But whats been mine and Scouse's Top 3 vids????
Scouse's choices
EPISODE 3.1 Beki and Keeleigh play "Don't Laugh"
"Purely for Beki's chicken impression - it had us in stitches ourselves, no wonder Keeleigh copped it!"
EPISODE 13.4 Eden and Karen play "Triggerwords"
"For the face on Cornish when he realised Eden had been fibbing the whole time and Karen was right that she had seen the word"
EPISODE 16.2 Messy Jessie and Messy Lauren play "Sticky or Twist"
"Simply for the epic gunge battle between Jessie and Lauren, which neither of us saw coming!"
So my choices....hmmmm, what better to muse on!
EPISODE 10.1 Demi and Nicole play "Don't Laugh"
So there I was, with Scouse hoping for a nice pleasant shoot - but bedlam enveloped! Truly truly mad is Demi....
EPISODE 8.2 Messy Jessie and Annabelle play "The Bomb Quiz"
When Messy Jessie said yessie to playing with us, we were more than delighted. It was also the first time the wam world sore the lovely blonde's beautiful boobies! What wasn't there to like. It was also a start a beautiful relationship between us guys and her- however I owe her one for gunging me at the Moomin Messy party!
EPISODE 13.2 Eden and Karen play "The Bomb Quiz"
Take our favourite Brummie and all round Messymayhem legend Karen and add the lovely Eden of Splosh and Mike Nomic's Mud Shoots fame. We make them play the bomb quiz, with Karen proclaiming that she's thick! And then a unlikely conclusion...
So, there 2years done... whats coming up in year 3. Loads of new girls, loads of gunge, loads of silly games....so here's to another 2 eh!
Tis' the Cornish one bringing glad tidings... it's our second birthday...
Apologies for the lack of blogs....I've been busy on the day job and moonlighting on the hobby side too, helping out with those mighty fine people of Topgunge
However, as we celebrate our birthday with one of our funniest and sexiest vids yet starring top wam stars Shay Hendrix and Jess West, in Episode 19 Part 3 - lovingly monikered In Your Pants! A linguistic game, which failure brings gunge - in your pants!
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| Jess might need bigger pants! |
So some birthday stats!
- 54 Videos
- 23 Girls
- Nearly 300 buckets of gunge
- 250 pies
- 300 cartons of custard
- 50 cans of shaving foam
- a numerous motorway miles for Cornish
- Miles of dust sheet
- 300 bin bags
- and a shed load of fun
But whats been mine and Scouse's Top 3 vids????
Scouse's choices
EPISODE 3.1 Beki and Keeleigh play "Don't Laugh"
"Purely for Beki's chicken impression - it had us in stitches ourselves, no wonder Keeleigh copped it!"
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| Keeleigh realised Beki's foul impression was clucking good. |
EPISODE 13.4 Eden and Karen play "Triggerwords"
"For the face on Cornish when he realised Eden had been fibbing the whole time and Karen was right that she had seen the word"
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| Ice Cream was Eden's downfall, she cheated and still lost! |
EPISODE 16.2 Messy Jessie and Messy Lauren play "Sticky or Twist"
"Simply for the epic gunge battle between Jessie and Lauren, which neither of us saw coming!"
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| A calm Jessie, ...yeh right |
So my choices....hmmmm, what better to muse on!
EPISODE 10.1 Demi and Nicole play "Don't Laugh"
So there I was, with Scouse hoping for a nice pleasant shoot - but bedlam enveloped! Truly truly mad is Demi....
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| The victor deary me! |
EPISODE 8.2 Messy Jessie and Annabelle play "The Bomb Quiz"
When Messy Jessie said yessie to playing with us, we were more than delighted. It was also the first time the wam world sore the lovely blonde's beautiful boobies! What wasn't there to like. It was also a start a beautiful relationship between us guys and her- however I owe her one for gunging me at the Moomin Messy party!
EPISODE 13.2 Eden and Karen play "The Bomb Quiz"
Take our favourite Brummie and all round Messymayhem legend Karen and add the lovely Eden of Splosh and Mike Nomic's Mud Shoots fame. We make them play the bomb quiz, with Karen proclaiming that she's thick! And then a unlikely conclusion...
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| "I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm a little sore!" |
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