MessyMayhem Mission Statement

Welcome to Messymayhem.com Here you will find lots of lovely ladies getting gunged without any tops! Gunge, slime, mess of all sorts, you'll find it here with lovely girls gettting messy in a state of undressy. Gunge and boobs is what you'll find here! We play silly games and get messy! This site contains material of an Adult Nature.

Sunday, 25 April 2010

Courting with a gunging



as Episode 6 moves into the Courtroom for Part 2.

Judge Jon decides who should face punishment in our legal drama with Annabelle and Michelle - basically the court of Benson Phillips couldnt get justice, so both were brought before me.

One of the funnier videos we've done.

Look out for references to sloppy dog kisses, and also boredom and poor arguments! And poor justice really....and conversations about the quality of the Scouse one's coffee making!

Coming very soon....

Saturday, 10 April 2010

Who needs chocolate....

... when you shoot more cracking and eggciting stuff over Easter for Messymayhem. okay, I'll step away from the puns....

4 days. 9 girls. Loads of custard. Angel delight by the shedload. Enough Gunge to refloat the Titanic, all at our top secret lair by the Mersey!


Thursday 1st April.....


So from my Cornish HQ, I set off allowing plenty of time for the motorways. Stopping off for vital supplies (creme eggs, chocolate, pasties and Rattler Cyder, which youy simply have to taste, the lynch mob are chasing me over the Tamar to prevent it going over the Border into England too far) I arrive at the Socuse gits some 8 hours later, thanks the M6 from Birmingham to Chester being totally shite, and full of people who think its good to carve people up.

So muggins is thoroughly exhausted and drained, and then we have to set up the studio. After it's all done, I retire to my quarters and proceed to set up our Twitter feed (http://twitter.com/messymayhemcom for the unbeknown) and took and uploaded of the setup.... then it was Z time, ready and awaiting the onslaught ahead.

Friday 2nd April

After a quick shower and the rest, we decide to stock up on the necessaries, which included me buying my Euromiliions ticket for the Lotto, whilst bob was scanning thru 36 cartons of custard in Asda. A quick setup and lo - it was time to go! First to arrive was the lovely Sapphire, a lass living in Sheffield, but from Nottinghamshire. Sapphire has been on the top Sky football show - Soccer AM in the "Soccerette" feature as a Sheffield Wednesday fan - and she has more than a passing resmebelence to Sheridan Smith (famous for being in Two Pints, and more recently Gavin and Stacey and Jonathan Creek). Joining Sapphire was Louisa, who had worked with Bob in a more vanilla sense. Equally as nuts.....

Saturday 3rd April

As i returned to Chez bob after a night's sleep, I saw a bedraggled Scouse one, a model dropped out at 7:15 am and well, left us with a panic. Names were scoured and along with our mystery guest, we hunted high and low for a suitable last minute replacement.... step forward Annabelle from Episode 2 and Episode 6. More on that in a minute

Sunday saw a new favourite.... Demi Scott, who literally thru herself into the shoot and Nicole, who along with her sis as a chaperone, didn't know what hit her!

Monday, and what ever energy we had left was left for gothy/emo Kayleigh, and bubbly swedish blonde Chivone...

So understandably, we have been v busy!

So back to our Saviour, Annabelle, and those with a memory will remember her and Michelle having a rather brutual conclusion. Not happy with this, Annabelle got in touch and requested a favour - a favour that could only mean one thing. Revenge.

Episode 6 Part 1, sees Michelle take on Annabelle in a spot of BensonPhillips Lovin' GYOB Style!

Now for those who cant remember with the big boobed Michelle looks like.....




... she looks like that....

Coming very very soon to a wam based portal near u.....

Laterz