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Purveyor of videos and photos of messy girls, wet and messy fun and slimy silliness featuring gallons of gunge.

Tuesday 28 June 2011

Episode 17..... Demi. More!

... no not the actress with a penchant for midgets and toy boy actors, but the frankily certifiably mad Demi Scott returns to Messymayhem, with the hapless victim Nicole, who may this time get her own back for her constant arse kicking from the buxom Yorkshire lass...

In Part 1, we play a game of Pass the Parcel, however, the parcel is one of a pie! Who gets splatted and who gets assaulted... you'll just have to wait n see!

Wednesday 22 June 2011

Messymayhem... the gory details

Both the scouse and the cornish ones have been subjected to the Gunge Blog's rigorous questioning - why not find out what its like to be Messymayhem

Wednesday 8 June 2011

Lauren. She's reeet gud..... but who got reeeeet sticky?

Now, we here at Messymayhem love a lass from Yorkshire. There's nowt that we don't like, and well when putting together a fellow victim for Messy Jessie, we thought about Yorkshire lasses and Yorkshire lasses that you folks would know of.... and we thought of one person, top lass..... Messy Lauren, who viewers of UMD will no doubt recognise her.

A few salient points about our lovely Lauren....
  • She did the great honour of being the Scouse One's taxi and gopher for the trip down to Chez Jessie...
  • She texts and socially networks in fluent Yorkshire. "It weeer reeet gud! A ryt gud time "
  • She's very small, and very quiet.....normally....
  • She thinks she can do a Cornish accent, but does a generic farmer one....
In Episode 16 Part 2, we play Sticky or Twist, where the prizes come thick and fast and so does the chance and the risk. With prizes of sweets, wine, and Rattler (the Cornish cyder which is so good it should be kept the right side of the Tamar, and was only allowed to cross the border once the import tax (£1.50 or 75p if you have a Tag) had been paid at the English Border.... oh and Jessie goes diva, for Monster Munch...

So who risked it for a biscuit???

This video's ending has a bit of a twist to it.....and I'll think you'll be presently surprised at the outcome...!