MessyMayhem Mission Statement

Purveyor of videos and photos of messy girls, wet and messy fun and slimy silliness featuring gallons of gunge.

Sunday 20 December 2009

2010 : A Gunge Odyssey

Greetings Messymayhem boys and girls....merry christmas, and greetings of the season. So as the end of a hectic and brilliant end of 2009, where the inception of this concept started, and well as this year ends, we're pleased with the results.


Now. That was 2009. 2010 is gonna be huge. Here's whats coming up in the next 6 months!

EPISODE 2 PART 3 Photoset.....


The Scouse one has been busy with other photos (i.e. ones that pay the bills) and this one didn't come with the video. It is a mega set, where Michelle Bond and the lovely Annabelle play our new end game.... Extreme Rock Paper Scissors - so see the mess and mayhem of the simple game, and see the hi res quality of the wrestling finale, and the conclusion til the next time they meet




EPISODE 3 PART 2 - Keeleigh Gets Her Own Back on Beki

Our Yorkshire Lass Beki, finds that a bin bag and rubber gloves is no match to a Messymayhem low budget recreation of kid's favourite Get Your Own Back



EPISODE 3 PART 3 - Rock Paper Scissors Beki vs Keeleigh....

More Gunge, More rigging, and a conclusion where we simply cant get Beki out of the pool at the end....




EPISODE 4 - Meet Michelle Monroe and Rach!

Now you've seen Michelle Monroe on other sites, with her massive mammories! And gorgeous feisty Rach. The worst game of Don't Laugh, several indecent proposals... this one you have to see! This is a bumper episode 6 parts of the gungiest vids you'll see....






EPISODE 5 - THE RETURN OF MICHELLE BOND AND ANNABELLE

Those girls are back, with revenge in Annabelle's mind (see Ep2P3) through a game of get your own back, a spot of justice and the rematch.... All entirely asked for by the girls.....



EPISODE 6 - KAREN RETURNS WITH LORNA...

Karen from Ep1 came back to play, with a couple of confessions, more hilarity, a foam showdown, and allegations of foul play being met with more gunge! Lorna who had dabbled a bit enjoyed herself immensly, so much she almost missed her train...




And with more to come 2010 is going to be awesome - more to be shot too, but we thank you for your support this year, we wish you a pleasent holiday and a happy new year....

See you in 2010

The Cornish One.

Friday 4 December 2009

Coming soon : the funniest do not laugh yet....



So here we are, now in Episode 3, the 3rd installment of the Messymayhem. A quick word about our protagonists in this Episode, brunette beauty Keeley who was lovely and very patient, as a crisis as the Scouse One and I, panicked as the intended model pulled out an hour before the actual start of shooting. Initially a blessing, as it was intended that Keeley was gonna be a little bit late, but now, with time ticking, and models ruling themselves out at such short notice left right and centre, we began to think that this simply wasn't gonna happen.
Bearing in mind that this shoot had been recast several times, dear Bob was starting to lose as much hair as me, follically challenged pasty boy...
Then a fair maiden from cross the shire, came forth with t'shining cloth cap and t'whippet. Step forward, feisty lass Beki of T'yorkshur!
Now on to Part 1... coming to website near you soon... our great game, Don't Laugh or You Will Lose. Now whether Beki had spent the journey along the M62 dosing up on yellow Smarties, Sunny Delight, and other such E number ridden goodies remains up for debate. She was like the proverbial kid, in the proverbial sweetshop. Tigger would look sedated in comparison! However, Keeley had the unenviable task of keeping the stony face, for the 2 minutes, whilst Beki, tried her hardest to make her laugh. She really did, she tried, bless her. Keeley didn't stand a chance...

Anyways, you'd have got better odds on Lord Lucan winning the Martian Derby on Shergar......