So Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a message from the Queen, resplondent in her crown of gold....the Queen of UK wam scene indeed, and the UK's most gunged woman , Messy Jessie!
Saturday, 24 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 25th
So Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a message from the Queen, resplondent in her crown of gold....the Queen of UK wam scene indeed, and the UK's most gunged woman , Messy Jessie!
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 24th
Friday, 23 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 23rd
Wednesday, 21 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 22nd
Tuesday, 20 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 21st
Messy Lauren takes a bucket of our finest green gunge, when she decides that the clever thing is to take on Jessie!
Sunday, 18 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 19th
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 18th
Saturday, 17 December 2011
Thursday, 15 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 16th
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 15th
Wednesday, 14 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 14th
Tuesday, 13 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 13th
Monday, 12 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 12th
Sunday, 11 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 11th
Saturday, 10 December 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar. Day 10
Thursday, 8 December 2011
Monday, 5 December 2011
A Messymayhem Roadtrip....
....and now a break from the Advent Countdown, to tell you about the weekends goings on....
Our last shoot of 2012 to be precise, as for once, both Scouse and Cornish had many motorway miles to meander along, and for once, both had company.
Preparation is key for a big shoot, and this was going to be our biggest shoot - EVER! Travel was done in good time - for Cornish - he travelled up to Mrs Cornish's in Nottinghamshire in preparation on the Thursday, and Scouse got down to Derbyshire to meet with the lovely Rose.
So on the Friday, Scouse got to eat Pizza and drink beer with Rose, whilst Cornish made pasties for the troops, ably assisted by Mrs C....
Saturday comes, and Rose and Scouse set off down the motorway, and an early start, to avoid the NEC traffic, was ill advised, as we were suppose to meet the lovely Brook at 9:4, and arrived at 9! Brook then text to say her train was running late. So, off to McDonalds we go, then via the most rubbishest Morrisons, we meet our destination. Somewhat delayed, the Brumster Brook, joins in the fun as we all get to Chez Messy Jessie at the same time, in a somewhat couldn't have scripted it better assualt on her front door.
With 9 videos to shoot, and a squad rotation system going that any Premiership football manager would be greatful of. So who was the fantasy line up that we had.....
Auburn haired beauty and star of our August shoot, Rose, who just loves getting gunged!
And the we had the most gunged woman in the UK, the undisputed Queen of the British WAM scene, Messy Jessie, who just loves getting gunged!!
...and finally after surviving Demi Scott and the madness of Karen, we got Brook back for a much more sedated shoot. And she absolutely HATES getting gunged!! Well not that badly anyways
So with the Messy Jessie Studio, primed, stocked, set up and tarped, it was ready for action. The Girls had to lose as many items of clothing as quickly as possible. With headwear in abundance and rapid removal clothing chosen, one forgot about it and wore jeans. Clothing and gunge was then dispensed
The casual viewer of the Umd, may be aware that Rose recieved a very special present from the Scouse one - a t shirt that says "I've been Gunged on Messymayhem.com"
This caused some green eyed monsterness from Jessie and Brook who wanted one. So Rose decided to set an initiation test or two...
Then a demostration, a spot of infortainment and testing as our awesome threesome showed us how to make Natrasol Gunge, Cornflour Gunge and Pies, followed by a willing demonstration or 3
After much consumption of pizza, wine and sweets, and the Cornish goodies of handcrafted pasties and the the legendary Rattler as modelled by Jessie here....
As the 9th film was approaching its conclusion, and with the scores at 4-4-4 (as always) the girls went on strike. Drastic measures and negioations that ACAS would have been proud of. A spot of bucket dunking was resolved.
As a final thought, its probably not a good idea to request a picture for your fella, especially as the gunge has gone a little on the cold side, and there is buckets and a frankly bored Mrs C to throw in a third bucket too....eh Brook!
So the last shoot of 2011 means we are almost ready to unleash 2012's new stuff on you guys!
Keep em peeled
Cornish...
Our last shoot of 2012 to be precise, as for once, both Scouse and Cornish had many motorway miles to meander along, and for once, both had company.
Preparation is key for a big shoot, and this was going to be our biggest shoot - EVER! Travel was done in good time - for Cornish - he travelled up to Mrs Cornish's in Nottinghamshire in preparation on the Thursday, and Scouse got down to Derbyshire to meet with the lovely Rose.
So on the Friday, Scouse got to eat Pizza and drink beer with Rose, whilst Cornish made pasties for the troops, ably assisted by Mrs C....
Saturday comes, and Rose and Scouse set off down the motorway, and an early start, to avoid the NEC traffic, was ill advised, as we were suppose to meet the lovely Brook at 9:4, and arrived at 9! Brook then text to say her train was running late. So, off to McDonalds we go, then via the most rubbishest Morrisons, we meet our destination. Somewhat delayed, the Brumster Brook, joins in the fun as we all get to Chez Messy Jessie at the same time, in a somewhat couldn't have scripted it better assualt on her front door.
With 9 videos to shoot, and a squad rotation system going that any Premiership football manager would be greatful of. So who was the fantasy line up that we had.....
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| Some Muppet with Kermit the Frog..... |
Auburn haired beauty and star of our August shoot, Rose, who just loves getting gunged!
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| Olly Murs suffered from a head cold as Jessie had nicked his trademark hat |
And the we had the most gunged woman in the UK, the undisputed Queen of the British WAM scene, Messy Jessie, who just loves getting gunged!!
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| It's December, I shouldn't keep your tongue out? |
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| The right choice of outfit wasn't in her jeans.... |
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| The fashion item of the year! |
This caused some green eyed monsterness from Jessie and Brook who wanted one. So Rose decided to set an initiation test or two...
After much consumption of pizza, wine and sweets, and the Cornish goodies of handcrafted pasties and the the legendary Rattler as modelled by Jessie here....As the 9th film was approaching its conclusion, and with the scores at 4-4-4 (as always) the girls went on strike. Drastic measures and negioations that ACAS would have been proud of. A spot of bucket dunking was resolved.
As a final thought, its probably not a good idea to request a picture for your fella, especially as the gunge has gone a little on the cold side, and there is buckets and a frankly bored Mrs C to throw in a third bucket too....eh Brook!
Keep em peeled
Cornish...
Monday, 28 November 2011
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 8th
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 7th
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 6th
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 5th
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 4th
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 3rd
The Messymayhem Advent Calendar December 2nd
Saturday, 29 October 2011
A blog from Bob.....
A while back Cornish let me know that he
wouldn’t be able to make it for our October shoots. This presented two
problems....we use his video camera for the main shots you see on Messymayhem
and my own camera wasn’t going to be up to the job on its own. The other one
being, who was going to host, help mix the gunge, laugh at my jokes and
generally be the other pair of hands that is required on a shoot. Now problem
one was easily rectified with a trip to the shops and the purchase of a new
video camera. Problem two however, I needed someone who knew how our shoots worked,
could talk on camera and who could put up my sense of humour. Now as some of
you will know when models have let us down in the past one lady has come to the
rescue nearly everytime, so much so we call her “our emergency model”. She is a
living legend not only is she gorgeous and reliable she can also put up with
both me and Cornish! What have I got to lose I thought.......and text Annabelle
“How do you fancy hosting Messymayhem for a couple of shoots in October?”
shortly after I got the reply “Yeah, why not!?”. With “emergency model” set to
become “the emergency host” I was sorted. The shoots were go go go......
Cut to Sat evening, the night before the
first shoot and I am huffing, puffing, coughing and swearing. Annabelle was
unable to come and help with the setup due to a family emergency so I was left
on my own trying to rearrange the furniture to get the studio set up though she
assured me she would be here next day bright and early. One major problem I
couldn’t remember where I usually put the telly so it’s out of the way. I knew
Cornish would have known, after much swearing 5 attempts I managed to find the convenient
nook where we usually put it and started to get the tarp down. Slowly but surely
and a roll of gaffa tape later the set started to take shape. Exhausted I
collapsed into bed and set my alarm...
Next morning I was up bright and early
nursing a coffee to wake me up and set to work cutting up bin bags with which
to finish the set. Annabelle arrived demanding tea and toast to compensate for
a lack of sleep. Once consumed she got to work on mixing the gunge which she
enjoyed doing immensely.
The shoot was set to be interesting and I
think I am right in saying this is a first for a WAM site but I could be wrong.
We were set to shoot with a married couple – both of them female! I’m sure some
of you remember Lorna from Episode 5 (if not check out http://messymayhemcom.umd.net/download_info/episode_5_part_2
) well she is married to a lovely girl called Bella and she was very keen to
bring Bella along and show her what she does on her shoots. That is exactly
what happened. A rather excited Lorna and a slightly apprehensive Bella turned
up and we got started. Annabelle did well with the hosting role, talking less
than Jon does (but who could talk more!?) – she actually confessed to me that
she was more nervous about doing the hosting than she is about being gunged. I
won’t detail too much about what went on in the games, I’ll save that surprise
for when we release the videos. I’ll just let the pictures do the talking.
When the girls arrived they looked
something like this.
Later on they looked something like this.
All the while I was snapping photos with a
spare stills camera and Annabelle was rushing off every 5 mins like a woman
possessed keeping our followers on twitter upto date with goings on. One rather
good idea I had was to use some charity bags for binbag dresses. Now this might
not seem very ethical, however I had put these bags out to be collected and the
charity had just not bothered so I was actually saving them going to waste!
Here’s a couple of pics from the twitter feed of Lorna and Bella modelling them.
Now as good as she was at the hosting after
the shoot I discovered Annabelle’s real talent. When it comes to gunge clean up
she is a one woman army! The cleanup was done in record time considering there
was only two of us. With one shoot down Annabelle headed home and Messy JoJo
came over to have pizza and help me do the tarping for the next days shoot.
Next morning due to some hiccups with
trains everything didn’t quite go to plan but in the end everyone got here.
Annabelle was again hosting and modelling we had Eden (not our red haired
friend from Splosh fame but the ebony babe who you may know from her work with
Miss T and Gooeygirls) and Lolly (who had actually got in touch with me asking
to be gunged because it looked fun!). Eden was cool and relaxed, she’d seen it
all before – although I did discover she didn’t know the rules to Rock, Paper,
Scissors which she was rather embarrassed by. We also discovered she has the
perfect laugh for WAM – it’s very, very dirty. Lolly was very excited but
nervous – she soon got over that though. Again I won’t detail exactly what went
on but Eden was very evil to Lolly, she didn’t however reckon on Lolly learning
from example and giving back as good as she got. When they arrived the two of them looked
something like this.
Later on they looked something like this.
After a clean up I was left (knackered) to
reflect on two very good shoots. Although I’m sure Cornish will return
Annabelle did comment that she had enjoyed hosting and Cornish had better watch
his job as she was clearly better than him. Could be interesting next time they
meet and I’m making sure I’m staying out the firing line!
Keep your eyes open for the videos from
these shoots which should hit the download store next year. That’s all for now,
I have to go and edit Episode 20 Part 2, thanks for reading.
Bob
Tuesday, 25 October 2011
Episode 20....it's Eden and Karen- Battlesplatting!
Ahoy me hearties, Cornish here. Scouse and Annabelle will be blogging later in the week with sneaky peakies from the latest shoot which occured last weekend.
Whilst I was unable to come and play with Lolly, Eden (from the Kowalski/Gooeygirl stable), Lorna and Bella, and had more tedium to deal with in the normo life.
So, who stars in Episode 20.... well it's the original Eden, starring alongside Messymayhem's Most Gunged, Karen......
in a game called Battlesplats, which is a bit like Battleships......
Karen didn't do that well...but was she bothered....
Coming very soon!
Whilst I was unable to come and play with Lolly, Eden (from the Kowalski/Gooeygirl stable), Lorna and Bella, and had more tedium to deal with in the normo life.
So, who stars in Episode 20.... well it's the original Eden, starring alongside Messymayhem's Most Gunged, Karen......
in a game called Battlesplats, which is a bit like Battleships......
Karen didn't do that well...but was she bothered....
Coming very soon!
Wednesday, 12 October 2011
Now we are 2.
Greetings Messymayhem'ers
Tis' the Cornish one bringing glad tidings... it's our second birthday...
Apologies for the lack of blogs....I've been busy on the day job and moonlighting on the hobby side too, helping out with those mighty fine people of Topgunge
However, as we celebrate our birthday with one of our funniest and sexiest vids yet starring top wam stars Shay Hendrix and Jess West, in Episode 19 Part 3 - lovingly monikered In Your Pants! A linguistic game, which failure brings gunge - in your pants!
So some birthday stats!
But whats been mine and Scouse's Top 3 vids????
Scouse's choices
EPISODE 3.1 Beki and Keeleigh play "Don't Laugh"
"Purely for Beki's chicken impression - it had us in stitches ourselves, no wonder Keeleigh copped it!"
EPISODE 13.4 Eden and Karen play "Triggerwords"
"For the face on Cornish when he realised Eden had been fibbing the whole time and Karen was right that she had seen the word"
EPISODE 16.2 Messy Jessie and Messy Lauren play "Sticky or Twist"
"Simply for the epic gunge battle between Jessie and Lauren, which neither of us saw coming!"
So my choices....hmmmm, what better to muse on!
EPISODE 10.1 Demi and Nicole play "Don't Laugh"
So there I was, with Scouse hoping for a nice pleasant shoot - but bedlam enveloped! Truly truly mad is Demi....
EPISODE 8.2 Messy Jessie and Annabelle play "The Bomb Quiz"
When Messy Jessie said yessie to playing with us, we were more than delighted. It was also the first time the wam world sore the lovely blonde's beautiful boobies! What wasn't there to like. It was also a start a beautiful relationship between us guys and her- however I owe her one for gunging me at the Moomin Messy party!
EPISODE 13.2 Eden and Karen play "The Bomb Quiz"
Take our favourite Brummie and all round Messymayhem legend Karen and add the lovely Eden of Splosh and Mike Nomic's Mud Shoots fame. We make them play the bomb quiz, with Karen proclaiming that she's thick! And then a unlikely conclusion...
So, there 2years done... whats coming up in year 3. Loads of new girls, loads of gunge, loads of silly games....so here's to another 2 eh!
Tis' the Cornish one bringing glad tidings... it's our second birthday...
Apologies for the lack of blogs....I've been busy on the day job and moonlighting on the hobby side too, helping out with those mighty fine people of Topgunge
However, as we celebrate our birthday with one of our funniest and sexiest vids yet starring top wam stars Shay Hendrix and Jess West, in Episode 19 Part 3 - lovingly monikered In Your Pants! A linguistic game, which failure brings gunge - in your pants!
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| Jess might need bigger pants! |
So some birthday stats!
- 54 Videos
- 23 Girls
- Nearly 300 buckets of gunge
- 250 pies
- 300 cartons of custard
- 50 cans of shaving foam
- a numerous motorway miles for Cornish
- Miles of dust sheet
- 300 bin bags
- and a shed load of fun
But whats been mine and Scouse's Top 3 vids????
Scouse's choices
EPISODE 3.1 Beki and Keeleigh play "Don't Laugh"
"Purely for Beki's chicken impression - it had us in stitches ourselves, no wonder Keeleigh copped it!"
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| Keeleigh realised Beki's foul impression was clucking good. |
EPISODE 13.4 Eden and Karen play "Triggerwords"
"For the face on Cornish when he realised Eden had been fibbing the whole time and Karen was right that she had seen the word"
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| Ice Cream was Eden's downfall, she cheated and still lost! |
EPISODE 16.2 Messy Jessie and Messy Lauren play "Sticky or Twist"
"Simply for the epic gunge battle between Jessie and Lauren, which neither of us saw coming!"
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| A calm Jessie, ...yeh right |
So my choices....hmmmm, what better to muse on!
EPISODE 10.1 Demi and Nicole play "Don't Laugh"
So there I was, with Scouse hoping for a nice pleasant shoot - but bedlam enveloped! Truly truly mad is Demi....
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| The victor deary me! |
EPISODE 8.2 Messy Jessie and Annabelle play "The Bomb Quiz"
When Messy Jessie said yessie to playing with us, we were more than delighted. It was also the first time the wam world sore the lovely blonde's beautiful boobies! What wasn't there to like. It was also a start a beautiful relationship between us guys and her- however I owe her one for gunging me at the Moomin Messy party!
EPISODE 13.2 Eden and Karen play "The Bomb Quiz"
Take our favourite Brummie and all round Messymayhem legend Karen and add the lovely Eden of Splosh and Mike Nomic's Mud Shoots fame. We make them play the bomb quiz, with Karen proclaiming that she's thick! And then a unlikely conclusion...
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| "I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm a little sore!" |
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