for a change....
We return for Episode 12, back to two of our faves.... well one, goes without introduction. Yes thats right, Annabell is back! Oh and Messy Jessie too....
In Episode 1. Annabell play our Battlesplat games, where a correct guess keeps you clean, and well a wrong one gets you, err, splatted....
You would have thought Lady Jessington would been nice with a bucket..... Plenty of slo mos and plenty of goo...
This will probably be the last blog of 2010, and coming soon, we shall tease whats to come in 2011, and let me tell you we have some absolute crackers. Not like your rubbish ones you'll be pulling for the glad tidings...no naff combs and rubbish paper hats here I tell thee....
Merry Chringletonmas
Monday, 22 November 2010
Wednesday, 17 November 2010
Tuesday, 19 October 2010
God dag , den er en annan Messymayhem uppdatera
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.... as a tribute to one of the stars of Messymayhem's latest installment. Episode 11, starring Swedish blonde (hang on, are there any brunettes in Sweden) Chivone, and alt goth Kayleigh, neither of which had ever done this kind of thing before, but loved the idea, so who did they call, Ghostbusters! Sadly Messrs Egon and Venkman couldn't help, and gave them our number...
Highlights of this episode include....
Chivone's ability to drink cider and pour gunge at the same time....
Kayleigh admitting she's named after the Marillon 80's soft rock ballad track of the same name....
Chivone's beautiful rendition of her National anthem!
Kayleigh's chaperone really getting into the spirit of things, "Get it in her face, she loves it in her face"
Kayleigh asking for help from said boyfriend chaperone, and him making her lose! We liked him, don't know why!
Part 1 sees our duo take on the challenge of hands, feet and mouth, the game of skill and poise to see who is the macdaddy of removing marshmellows from a tub of Angel Delight.....
Also..... Episode 8 starring some waif and stray we found under a park bench, is now in the UMD store
In other news.... our twitter feed - twitter.com/messymayhemcom will be a buzzin' as we're shooting a few episodes over the weekend. Some familar faces will be seen, and one of them might set you the viewers a lil challenge in exchange for a freebie...
See you round like a mini covered choco doughnut from Asda.....
Din i Smal (Yours in Slime)
The Cornish One.
Sunday, 5 September 2010
Entering the Tenth Kingdom....
... and no we're not talking about some weird sci fi programme with trolls and wizards thing and talking dogs from America. We're talking about Messymayhems 10th Episode.... a veritable war of the Roses, starring experienced splosher Demi, from white rosed Yorkshire and relative newb red rosed Nicole.
So we start off with the traditional favourite.....Don't Laugh...
Now bear in mind, Demi is uber hyperactive, but also bear in mind the sweet laden goodies that the girls have at their disposal, Ms Scott was practically bouncing off the bleeding walls. A game of balance and poise, and Nicole, to suceed, had to enter a veritable zen of calm.
Lunacy was prevalent.
Nicole's chances of staying clean.
None.
But it didn't end up all going Demi's way, and a precedent was set......
It's a coming as soon the Scouse one's hamster broadband uploads it....
So we start off with the traditional favourite.....Don't Laugh...
Now bear in mind, Demi is uber hyperactive, but also bear in mind the sweet laden goodies that the girls have at their disposal, Ms Scott was practically bouncing off the bleeding walls. A game of balance and poise, and Nicole, to suceed, had to enter a veritable zen of calm.
Lunacy was prevalent.
Nicole's chances of staying clean.
None.
But it didn't end up all going Demi's way, and a precedent was set......
It's a coming as soon the Scouse one's hamster broadband uploads it....
Tuesday, 3 August 2010
Just shoot me...
Greeting fellow bloggers. After a week's recovery in the Priory for the stress and caused from the weekends shooting malarky, it is time to bloggeth forth...
Now the 6 P's are key to any shoot. Proper Preparation Prevent Piss Poor Performance. However even with proper preparation,things can go wrong.
Those readers familar with the top motoring show "Top Gear" will be familar when Clarkson says "How hard can it be", or when your team is leading 2-0, and you turn to your friend and say "cmon ref, blow up now, nothing can go wrong now" and you watch your side get defeated 3-2.
Picture the scene, everything ready, models have been picked up from the station, model relases and the like printed out, final framing of the cameras, when one of the models recieves a message that a family member has been rushed into hospital. And bear in mind, the other model is a very close friend, cue tearful model and a quick trip back to the station by yours truly.
As I left, the Scouse one mentioned the following....
"I'll see if Annabelle is available"
Now there is no more forelorn sight than a studio, ready and raring to go, gunge primed, pool inflated, cameras pointed, and nothing to shoot.
Cue thumb twiddling, massive panicing and frantic rescheduling. Our mystery guest was joining us for pizza and beers at 5 ish, we knew there might be some overlap, with clean up and the like, and the fact that she had been bouncing like Tigger for the week previous, meant that we had a sneaking suspicion that she might have wanted a play then. So 1 down, 1 to get!
Now those who remember the infamous Messy Jessie shoot know that she was joined with Annabelle, star of eps 2 and 6. She lives fairly local to the studio, and is a self confessed convert to the cause. As inventor of XRPS... the extreme Rock Paper Scissors finale, Annabelle is now a bit of a legend. She has gotten us out of a mess, by being so up for getting in one!
So she was picked up, and Mystery Guest and partner were left in the capable hands of Jo, chief cheerleader, cleaner upper and the like, and shooting happened until the gunge got cold. Cue me dropping Annabelle back to the station, and a rarity as a five man clean up began - Pizza ordered and eaten at near midnight, cud chewed, dust sheets changed and a huge sigh, as bed called at 2am.
Up again at 7am as we had yet another shoot, the scheduled one with Mystery Guest, with the visit of our first ever gunge victim, Karen (From Episode 1, 5 and 9). Emergency sets of additonal underwear were bought!
Many games were played, which further underlined Karen's paranoia that all the games are rigged against her, despite having games of complete chance!
A gungey cuddle greeted then end for us from Karen, who had warned us it was coming, and to be fair, it had, but it was tame. Had it had been bigger, the bigger the retribution! She did say she'd travel home in one of our stylish binbags if necessary - I would have loved to be the traffic cop who stopped her!
So clean up and Mystery Guest packed back to whence she came, Bob goes to get a chippy tea. Disaster #1. Chippy was closed. So with buckets and everything cleaned, we decided to leave the rest of the re-rigging til Monday morn! We sat reviewed the footage with a beer and then, beep beep, goes the text from Monday's returnee saying that her babysitter had also been rushed to hospital! Drat! So off the subs bench comes a model that had done some nilla photography with el Scousio. All sorted, I started making plans for Tuesday down in Cornwallshire, and snoozed liked a good un. Monday morning. Another casualty. Said Nilla model has been biten by a mozzy, and it swelled up meaning she could barely walk! Bugger. We tried and scoured for a Monday shoot. Morale was low. I was gonna head home. We were exhausted. We scoured our usual sources, and we struck gold - purely by accident. We looking at this models hilarous profile, a true piss take of every bad model's profile. Dropped her a text thru a third party and 30 seconds later, a phonecall from a giddy and excited Layla! She was already shooting, and well wanted to reschedule and do it in the evening. So sadly, I had to change the plans I made and Tuesday, and Candie came along too, and well, we was ready to rumble...
"No Papa Smurf, not the face, I've been a good girl".
Such innuendo and one liners made it an absolute joy to work with, and Candie loved it too. So a quick finish including Layla getting dropped home via me, leaving Candie, Jo and the Scouse one to clean up the mess...
Bloody exhausting I tell ya.
Currently on Messy Mayhem we have episode 9, starring the aforementioned Karen and Lorna - coming increasingly soon is the XRPS, that launched a thousand innuendos!
Til then, where's my medication, Matron?..... blarble ..... ***drool***
The Cornish One (with Padded Walls, and a nice buckled jacket)
Now the 6 P's are key to any shoot. Proper Preparation Prevent Piss Poor Performance. However even with proper preparation,things can go wrong.
Those readers familar with the top motoring show "Top Gear" will be familar when Clarkson says "How hard can it be", or when your team is leading 2-0, and you turn to your friend and say "cmon ref, blow up now, nothing can go wrong now" and you watch your side get defeated 3-2.
Picture the scene, everything ready, models have been picked up from the station, model relases and the like printed out, final framing of the cameras, when one of the models recieves a message that a family member has been rushed into hospital. And bear in mind, the other model is a very close friend, cue tearful model and a quick trip back to the station by yours truly.
As I left, the Scouse one mentioned the following....
"I'll see if Annabelle is available"
Now there is no more forelorn sight than a studio, ready and raring to go, gunge primed, pool inflated, cameras pointed, and nothing to shoot.
Cue thumb twiddling, massive panicing and frantic rescheduling. Our mystery guest was joining us for pizza and beers at 5 ish, we knew there might be some overlap, with clean up and the like, and the fact that she had been bouncing like Tigger for the week previous, meant that we had a sneaking suspicion that she might have wanted a play then. So 1 down, 1 to get!
Now those who remember the infamous Messy Jessie shoot know that she was joined with Annabelle, star of eps 2 and 6. She lives fairly local to the studio, and is a self confessed convert to the cause. As inventor of XRPS... the extreme Rock Paper Scissors finale, Annabelle is now a bit of a legend. She has gotten us out of a mess, by being so up for getting in one!
So she was picked up, and Mystery Guest and partner were left in the capable hands of Jo, chief cheerleader, cleaner upper and the like, and shooting happened until the gunge got cold. Cue me dropping Annabelle back to the station, and a rarity as a five man clean up began - Pizza ordered and eaten at near midnight, cud chewed, dust sheets changed and a huge sigh, as bed called at 2am.
Up again at 7am as we had yet another shoot, the scheduled one with Mystery Guest, with the visit of our first ever gunge victim, Karen (From Episode 1, 5 and 9). Emergency sets of additonal underwear were bought!
Many games were played, which further underlined Karen's paranoia that all the games are rigged against her, despite having games of complete chance!
A gungey cuddle greeted then end for us from Karen, who had warned us it was coming, and to be fair, it had, but it was tame. Had it had been bigger, the bigger the retribution! She did say she'd travel home in one of our stylish binbags if necessary - I would have loved to be the traffic cop who stopped her!
So clean up and Mystery Guest packed back to whence she came, Bob goes to get a chippy tea. Disaster #1. Chippy was closed. So with buckets and everything cleaned, we decided to leave the rest of the re-rigging til Monday morn! We sat reviewed the footage with a beer and then, beep beep, goes the text from Monday's returnee saying that her babysitter had also been rushed to hospital! Drat! So off the subs bench comes a model that had done some nilla photography with el Scousio. All sorted, I started making plans for Tuesday down in Cornwallshire, and snoozed liked a good un. Monday morning. Another casualty. Said Nilla model has been biten by a mozzy, and it swelled up meaning she could barely walk! Bugger. We tried and scoured for a Monday shoot. Morale was low. I was gonna head home. We were exhausted. We scoured our usual sources, and we struck gold - purely by accident. We looking at this models hilarous profile, a true piss take of every bad model's profile. Dropped her a text thru a third party and 30 seconds later, a phonecall from a giddy and excited Layla! She was already shooting, and well wanted to reschedule and do it in the evening. So sadly, I had to change the plans I made and Tuesday, and Candie came along too, and well, we was ready to rumble...
"No Papa Smurf, not the face, I've been a good girl".
Such innuendo and one liners made it an absolute joy to work with, and Candie loved it too. So a quick finish including Layla getting dropped home via me, leaving Candie, Jo and the Scouse one to clean up the mess...
Bloody exhausting I tell ya.
Currently on Messy Mayhem we have episode 9, starring the aforementioned Karen and Lorna - coming increasingly soon is the XRPS, that launched a thousand innuendos!
Til then, where's my medication, Matron?..... blarble ..... ***drool***
The Cornish One (with Padded Walls, and a nice buckled jacket)
Friday, 30 July 2010
Tweet tweet!!!!
Ok, folks we are ready for the next group of shoots. Avid fans of the site might recognise a few of our vic...err models for the weekend, including a few of our fave models, and 3 new models, including one mystery guest which viewers of a certain forum may know.
So behind the scene stuff and sneaky peaks follow @messymayhemcom at Twitter!
So behind the scene stuff and sneaky peaks follow @messymayhemcom at Twitter!
Tuesday, 6 July 2010
This is explosive....
So you like our mystery guest then?
Messy Jessie is here. And this time in Episode 8 Part 2.... things are gonna go off...
...as both her and Annabelle take to the legendary Bomb quiz... an indeterminate amount of time, a load of inane trivia questions, and an alarm clock. Question right means you move it along, question wrong you keep the bomb. If it blows, you get gunged. Simples. As the Meerkat might say.
Quote from Jessie's partner. "She'll suck at this". She did.
Coming soon to a forum near you soon!
Well tis bin a while folks.
Messy Jessie is here. And this time in Episode 8 Part 2.... things are gonna go off...
...as both her and Annabelle take to the legendary Bomb quiz... an indeterminate amount of time, a load of inane trivia questions, and an alarm clock. Question right means you move it along, question wrong you keep the bomb. If it blows, you get gunged. Simples. As the Meerkat might say.
Quote from Jessie's partner. "She'll suck at this". She did.
Coming soon to a forum near you soon!
Well tis bin a while folks.
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