2010 : A Gunge Odyssey

Greetings Messymayhem boys and girls....merry christmas, and greetings of the season. So as the end of a hectic and brilliant end of 2009, where the inception of this concept started, and well as this year ends, we're pleased with the results.


Now. That was 2009. 2010 is gonna be huge. Here's whats coming up in the next 6 months!

EPISODE 2 PART 3 Photoset.....

The Scouse one has been busy with other photos (i.e. ones that pay the bills) and this one didn't come with the video. It is a mega set, where Michelle Bond and the lovely Annabelle play our new end game.... Extreme Rock Paper Scissors - so see the mess and mayhem of the simple game, and see the hi res quality of the wrestling finale, and the conclusion til the next time they meet




EPISODE 3 PART 2 - Keeleigh Gets Her Own Back on Beki

Our Yorkshire Lass Beki, finds that a bin bag and rubber gloves is no match to a Messymayhem low budget recreation of kid's favourite Get Your Own Back



EPISODE 3 PART 3 - Rock Paper Scissors Beki vs Keeleigh....

More Gunge, More rigging, and a conclusion where we simply cant get Beki out of the pool at the end....




EPISODE 4 - Meet Michelle Monroe and Rach!

Now you've seen Michelle Monroe on other sites, with her massive mammories! And gorgeous feisty Rach. The worst game of Don't Laugh, several indecent proposals... this one you have to see! This is a bumper episode 6 parts of the gungiest vids you'll see....






EPISODE 5 - THE RETURN OF MICHELLE BOND AND ANNABELLE

Those girls are back, with revenge in Annabelle's mind (see Ep2P3) through a game of get your own back, a spot of justice and the rematch.... All entirely asked for by the girls.....



EPISODE 6 - KAREN RETURNS WITH LORNA...

Karen from Ep1 came back to play, with a couple of confessions, more hilarity, a foam showdown, and allegations of foul play being met with more gunge! Lorna who had dabbled a bit enjoyed herself immensly, so much she almost missed her train...




And with more to come 2010 is going to be awesome - more to be shot too, but we thank you for your support this year, we wish you a pleasent holiday and a happy new year....

See you in 2010

The Cornish One.

Coming soon : the funniest do not laugh yet....

So here we are, now in Episode 3, the 3rd installment of the Messymayhem. A quick word about our protagonists in this Episode, brunette beauty Keeley who was lovely and very patient, as a crisis as the Scouse One and I, panicked as the intended model pulled out an hour before the actual start of shooting. Initially a blessing, as it was intended that Keeley was gonna be a little bit late, but now, with time ticking, and models ruling themselves out at such short notice left right and centre, we began to think that this simply wasn't gonna happen.
Bearing in mind that this shoot had been recast several times, dear Bob was starting to lose as much hair as me, follically challenged pasty boy...
Then a fair maiden from cross the shire, came forth with t'shining cloth cap and t'whippet. Step forward, feisty lass Beki of T'yorkshur!
Now on to Part 1... coming to website near you soon... our great game, Don't Laugh or You Will Lose. Now whether Beki had spent the journey along the M62 dosing up on yellow Smarties, Sunny Delight, and other such E number ridden goodies remains up for debate. She was like the proverbial kid, in the proverbial sweetshop. Tigger would look sedated in comparison! However, Keeley had the unenviable task of keeping the stony face, for the 2 minutes, whilst Beki, tried her hardest to make her laugh. She really did, she tried, bless her. Keeley didn't stand a chance...

Anyways, you'd have got better odds on Lord Lucan winning the Martian Derby on Shergar......

These pictures move....

Right, here's a sneaky video of what you can expect in Episode 2....

Xtreeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmme!

Greetings Messymayhem fans.... hope you liked our cent sale of the Annabella shoot... you never know it might happen again.... anyways it's time for me, the Cornish One to let you know about our next update....

We tried and failed in Episode 1 to come up with a satisfying conclusion, and well due to a number of actions, a burst tyre, a diva, a train to catch, we kinda dropped at last minute. So for Episode 2, with no such constraints, we asked friends Michelle and Annabell to come up with an end game.... and Extreme Rock Paper Scissors was born....

The rules were drawn up as follows

1. The game is done over the best of 9 legs. Rock beats Scissors etc etc
2. First to 5 wins
3. Every loss incurrs a forfeit i.e. a gunging
4. The first to incur 4 losses, loses their bra aswell as taking a bucket
5. The Winner covers themselves in glory, the loser covers themselves with the buckets of "Sloppy Seconds", recycled gunge from the pool of doom and whatever else is left
6. Jon's decision is final! This rule is final and absolute!
7. Once the game is over, both girls are left to freestyle in the pool, to discuss the finer points of the game, and the events of the world. Or failing that, have a bloody good wrestle!

So for the promised sneeky peekies?



It was one hell of a lot of fun to shoot, and the outcome had reprecussions for months to come... Once the Scouse one has edited it and put sparkly bits on it - you will love this clip!

More Michelle???

Greetings!

Well it seems the general consensus on the forums is that you good people of various such talking shops were taken with the clean co star of Episode 2 Part 1 - Annabelle and Don't laugh!... the voluptuous Michelle !



Well our editing goblins have been hard at work, and well, we've come up something that we think you'll like soon enough. A nice vid with a nice outcome, and the usual hi res pics - far superior than these examples on here!


I do have happy mammories of this shoot, and well she has a great sense of humour, and well isnt afraid of making a big tit of herself.
So keep abreast of the situation by following the usual places....



And look I spent the last paragraph trying not to be distracted by Michelle's enourmous breasts.

Ah feck.

www.messymayhem.com

Squeege and Squelch.... the diary of a shoot...

Greetings MM fans...

Tis I, the bald Cornish one, Junior Partner Jonny....
Well Bosunbob had the great idea of doing 3 shoots in 4 days. Ok says I, I'll come up and help.... So with suitcase in boot and camcorder as a passenger, I trundle up the motorway, despite the final 3 hours of the journey being at a practical standstill, I arrive an assist with the setup of the studio, which involves large lungs and a paddling pool, and a love for gaffa tape and dust sheets....
Sunday comes, and so does the wam veteran Michelle Monroe, and wam virgin Rachel C to Chez Bosun. Watered, and fed with cookies, sweets and chocolates, the girls acted real troopers with all manner of laughter, rudeness, fiestyness and attitude - even after 6 films later.....
An overnight cleanup, only stopped for pizza and sleep, meant that we went to get a bigger tarp to put down. It was big. Far too big, so it was chopped before Annabelle and Michelle returned for more gunge. And Michelle decided it would be funny to get me whilst i was cleaning her. Damn gunged models!
Tuesday gave us a day of recovery... and christ we needed it. Of the investments we made on sunday morning , a squeegee, you know the kind you do your windows with, was purchased with the idea of scrapeing the gunk of the lasses, so that it didnt drip over Bob's lovely cream carpet! So all the girls got squeeged! And we didnt charge them for the privilege!
So on Wednesday morning, we were in the position of taking our time, gunge was mixed by 8:30, the shoot wasnt until midday, and the girls, Lorna and Karen (from the first episode). Both Karen and Lorna were stars as both went at it hell for leather, (although i think it was the jelly babies and cola bottles that made Karen hyper active and vengeful against our blatant rigging!), The end involved a very rushed shower for lorna, who got on her train home, just!, with a tinge and smell of custard in her hair! The reason for that rapid dousing? Squelching. Smutty innuendo from Karen, who decided to make noises with the gunge. Guess you'll have to see how that is in 2010 when they are released.....

Anyways..... your first exclusive blog readers.... here's some hi res pics of Annabelle Don't Laugh shoot aka Ep 2 Pt 1 - available at www.messymayhem.com

Episode 2: Annabelle and Michelle

Howdy - Messymayhem fans
Hi, and welcome to the latest update to the fledgling Messymayhem stable.

I’ve decided on fortnightly updates, ‘cos I can’t be arsed in uploading and editing everything for the end of the month, each month! Call me lazy, if you wish, but you’re not the ones shovelling gunge out of paddling pools in your spare time!

Also, you’ll see a marked improvement in lighting as, we made an investment in some quality lighting, between this shoot and the previous shoot (starring Emma Kate and Karen

Our stars of the show this time are cute and lively blonde Annabelle and big boobed beauty Michelle. Our game of skill, dexterity and all round general lunacy, sees the plucky Annabelle trying to crack the stone faced Michelle.....

Does she succeed????


Like the sports reporter says on the news on Saturday Night before Match of The Day.... If you don’t want to know the result, look away now......

Photoset will follow shortly.... for now enjoy the vidcaps....

Cheers now....

Bob