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Tis I Cornish one, fresh from my service to the hostelery and publician community by making sure their alcohol doesn't go off. Cheers Scouse Git, no hangovers despite a guiness/real ale/apple sours combo.....

Anyhow, onto matters non alcoholic and rumour has it that a unfeasibly large amount of powder is heading to the Wirral, and for once its not from Colombia! (If HM Customs are reading this - this is Natrasol, oh and look behind you, there's a whole bunch of ayslum seekers in the lorry)
Our mega shoot planned for Easter should see some faces new, and faces you might just recognize.... but one thing that is certain is, lots of girls, lots of gunge and plenty of material coming up soon.

So to the present day!

Our latest update stars the ever popular Michelle Monroe is one of the protagonists of Episode 4, and after gunging Rach in the previous 2 parts, she came a cropper when faced with the words penultimate and frog!

We'll definately be working with her again, she's a bit of a legend, and a bit feisty too, as viewers to the Wam Princess Thread on UMD will vouch!

Coming up next on el messinomayhemo is our first foray into a realistic piece portraying the dreams of model in her formative years, and her wishes come true, some years later. Other clues include a bad impression, and an overuse of polyester tracksuits....

How's about that then....

Laterz fornicators!

New year... new look, same old goo!

Happy new year!

Welcome to 2010, and now 2010 reasons why you'll like our next video, Keeleigh and Beki playing our new finale... Xtreme Rock Paper Scissors....

Over 20 minutes in this epic game!



So picture the end of the shoot, Keeleigh in the shower, looking fab, the Scouse one running around with towels and the like, and I start the de-rig, the cameras stopped rolling, and I'd popped to do something, expecting Beki to be out of the pool awaiting her rub down before the shower, but there she is, reluctant to get out because she was having so much fun! So in the photoset you see a few extra bits and bobs


We are still working away for your pleasure despite the snow and ice (which the Scouse one has falled on twice this week) in the uk at the minute, bloody minus 20, good job we're not shooting, custard to frozen desert.....

You may have noticed our front page has had a bit of a tart up, and its starting to look something a bit like it, we hope you like it briefly before you hit the good stuff! Also thanks to some maintenance work done on the site we no longer show up in searches for law firms thanks to google for giving us the main keyword of, legal....

So unless you are a lawyer, we'd like to ask you the fans for you input.... remember the email is on the contact us page or email messymayhem@live.co.uk

2010 : A Gunge Odyssey

Greetings Messymayhem boys and girls....merry christmas, and greetings of the season. So as the end of a hectic and brilliant end of 2009, where the inception of this concept started, and well as this year ends, we're pleased with the results.


Now. That was 2009. 2010 is gonna be huge. Here's whats coming up in the next 6 months!

EPISODE 2 PART 3 Photoset.....

The Scouse one has been busy with other photos (i.e. ones that pay the bills) and this one didn't come with the video. It is a mega set, where Michelle Bond and the lovely Annabelle play our new end game.... Extreme Rock Paper Scissors - so see the mess and mayhem of the simple game, and see the hi res quality of the wrestling finale, and the conclusion til the next time they meet




EPISODE 3 PART 2 - Keeleigh Gets Her Own Back on Beki

Our Yorkshire Lass Beki, finds that a bin bag and rubber gloves is no match to a Messymayhem low budget recreation of kid's favourite Get Your Own Back



EPISODE 3 PART 3 - Rock Paper Scissors Beki vs Keeleigh....

More Gunge, More rigging, and a conclusion where we simply cant get Beki out of the pool at the end....




EPISODE 4 - Meet Michelle Monroe and Rach!

Now you've seen Michelle Monroe on other sites, with her massive mammories! And gorgeous feisty Rach. The worst game of Don't Laugh, several indecent proposals... this one you have to see! This is a bumper episode 6 parts of the gungiest vids you'll see....






EPISODE 5 - THE RETURN OF MICHELLE BOND AND ANNABELLE

Those girls are back, with revenge in Annabelle's mind (see Ep2P3) through a game of get your own back, a spot of justice and the rematch.... All entirely asked for by the girls.....



EPISODE 6 - KAREN RETURNS WITH LORNA...

Karen from Ep1 came back to play, with a couple of confessions, more hilarity, a foam showdown, and allegations of foul play being met with more gunge! Lorna who had dabbled a bit enjoyed herself immensly, so much she almost missed her train...




And with more to come 2010 is going to be awesome - more to be shot too, but we thank you for your support this year, we wish you a pleasent holiday and a happy new year....

See you in 2010

The Cornish One.

Coming soon : the funniest do not laugh yet....

So here we are, now in Episode 3, the 3rd installment of the Messymayhem. A quick word about our protagonists in this Episode, brunette beauty Keeley who was lovely and very patient, as a crisis as the Scouse One and I, panicked as the intended model pulled out an hour before the actual start of shooting. Initially a blessing, as it was intended that Keeley was gonna be a little bit late, but now, with time ticking, and models ruling themselves out at such short notice left right and centre, we began to think that this simply wasn't gonna happen.
Bearing in mind that this shoot had been recast several times, dear Bob was starting to lose as much hair as me, follically challenged pasty boy...
Then a fair maiden from cross the shire, came forth with t'shining cloth cap and t'whippet. Step forward, feisty lass Beki of T'yorkshur!
Now on to Part 1... coming to website near you soon... our great game, Don't Laugh or You Will Lose. Now whether Beki had spent the journey along the M62 dosing up on yellow Smarties, Sunny Delight, and other such E number ridden goodies remains up for debate. She was like the proverbial kid, in the proverbial sweetshop. Tigger would look sedated in comparison! However, Keeley had the unenviable task of keeping the stony face, for the 2 minutes, whilst Beki, tried her hardest to make her laugh. She really did, she tried, bless her. Keeley didn't stand a chance...

Anyways, you'd have got better odds on Lord Lucan winning the Martian Derby on Shergar......

These pictures move....

Right, here's a sneaky video of what you can expect in Episode 2....

Xtreeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmme!

Greetings Messymayhem fans.... hope you liked our cent sale of the Annabella shoot... you never know it might happen again.... anyways it's time for me, the Cornish One to let you know about our next update....

We tried and failed in Episode 1 to come up with a satisfying conclusion, and well due to a number of actions, a burst tyre, a diva, a train to catch, we kinda dropped at last minute. So for Episode 2, with no such constraints, we asked friends Michelle and Annabell to come up with an end game.... and Extreme Rock Paper Scissors was born....

The rules were drawn up as follows

1. The game is done over the best of 9 legs. Rock beats Scissors etc etc
2. First to 5 wins
3. Every loss incurrs a forfeit i.e. a gunging
4. The first to incur 4 losses, loses their bra aswell as taking a bucket
5. The Winner covers themselves in glory, the loser covers themselves with the buckets of "Sloppy Seconds", recycled gunge from the pool of doom and whatever else is left
6. Jon's decision is final! This rule is final and absolute!
7. Once the game is over, both girls are left to freestyle in the pool, to discuss the finer points of the game, and the events of the world. Or failing that, have a bloody good wrestle!

So for the promised sneeky peekies?



It was one hell of a lot of fun to shoot, and the outcome had reprecussions for months to come... Once the Scouse one has edited it and put sparkly bits on it - you will love this clip!