Episode 6. Michelle Speaks....

Greetings good gentlefolk of gungeon.... Tis I the Omnipresent from Kernowshire bringing you tidings from Messymayhem.com

So... You may have seen that Episode 6, starring Michelle and Annabelle, there was a fair amount of revenge in return for the sheer amount of arse kicking in Episode 2, when these pair went head to head, and Annabelle was on the end of it! Revenge was a dish served sticky as Michelle foud out to her cost. We spoke to her afterwards about the ordeal...


When I arrived at the shoot with the guys from Messy Mahem Annabelle and I both got ready. As soon as we sat down to start the shoot I had a feeling it was going to be pay back time for me. (Ed. For those blissfully unaware, she was owed it!)

The first game I have to answer questions with the obvious answer beginning with L but my answer wasnt allowed to beginwith L. I didnt think I did to badly with the answers but I still got totally gunged

The second part of the shoot we played a game called Judge Jon where Annabella and I both had to put a plea to Jon as to why we should get gunged. I tried to blag it saying I shouldnt get gunged because I had big boobs and tried my hardest to wriggle out of it but at the end of the game Jon decided I it should be me that got gunged - surprise surprise. (Ed. Well, I'm only human, I'm not made of wood!)

The last game we played Paper, Scissors and Stone and yet again I lost.

The shoot as alway was fun and it was great to work with Annabelle. I left the shoot with a full tummy and feeling a bit sick coz I couldnt stop licking the Custard and Angel Delight.

Just as I was leaving I did manage to get my own back on Jon though. As he was cleanning up I covered him with gunge. (Ed. twas only a smidge, and it has been noted - revenge will be sweet. mwuahahhah)


SO that's the Episode 6, Ep7 is on its way with Loopy Louisa, and Sultry Sapphire , it should be a cracker, but as all good newsreaders (and the ones on BBC3 and Sky News) say - there will be more on that later, as we get it....

Til then.... keep em peeled

Courting with a gunging

as Episode 6 moves into the Courtroom for Part 2.

Judge Jon decides who should face punishment in our legal drama with Annabelle and Michelle - basically the court of Benson Phillips couldnt get justice, so both were brought before me.

One of the funnier videos we've done.

Look out for references to sloppy dog kisses, and also boredom and poor arguments! And poor justice really....and conversations about the quality of the Scouse one's coffee making!

Coming very soon....

Who needs chocolate....

... when you shoot more cracking and eggciting stuff over Easter for Messymayhem. okay, I'll step away from the puns....

4 days. 9 girls. Loads of custard. Angel delight by the shedload. Enough Gunge to refloat the Titanic, all at our top secret lair by the Mersey!


Thursday 1st April.....

So from my Cornish HQ, I set off allowing plenty of time for the motorways. Stopping off for vital supplies (creme eggs, chocolate, pasties and Rattler Cyder, which youy simply have to taste, the lynch mob are chasing me over the Tamar to prevent it going over the Border into England too far) I arrive at the Socuse gits some 8 hours later, thanks the M6 from Birmingham to Chester being totally shite, and full of people who think its good to carve people up.

So muggins is thoroughly exhausted and drained, and then we have to set up the studio. After it's all done, I retire to my quarters and proceed to set up our Twitter feed (http://twitter.com/messymayhemcom for the unbeknown) and took and uploaded of the setup.... then it was Z time, ready and awaiting the onslaught ahead.

Friday 2nd April

After a quick shower and the rest, we decide to stock up on the necessaries, which included me buying my Euromiliions ticket for the Lotto, whilst bob was scanning thru 36 cartons of custard in Asda. A quick setup and lo - it was time to go! First to arrive was the lovely Sapphire, a lass living in Sheffield, but from Nottinghamshire. Sapphire has been on the top Sky football show - Soccer AM in the "Soccerette" feature as a Sheffield Wednesday fan - and she has more than a passing resmebelence to Sheridan Smith (famous for being in Two Pints, and more recently Gavin and Stacey and Jonathan Creek). Joining Sapphire was Louisa, who had worked with Bob in a more vanilla sense. Equally as nuts.....

Saturday 3rd April

As i returned to Chez bob after a night's sleep, I saw a bedraggled Scouse one, a model dropped out at 7:15 am and well, left us with a panic. Names were scoured and along with our mystery guest, we hunted high and low for a suitable last minute replacement.... step forward Annabelle from Episode 2 and Episode 6. More on that in a minute

Sunday saw a new favourite.... Demi Scott, who literally thru herself into the shoot and Nicole, who along with her sis as a chaperone, didn't know what hit her!

Monday, and what ever energy we had left was left for gothy/emo Kayleigh, and bubbly swedish blonde Chivone...

So understandably, we have been v busy!

So back to our Saviour, Annabelle, and those with a memory will remember her and Michelle having a rather brutual conclusion. Not happy with this, Annabelle got in touch and requested a favour - a favour that could only mean one thing. Revenge.

Episode 6 Part 1, sees Michelle take on Annabelle in a spot of BensonPhillips Lovin' GYOB Style!

Now for those who cant remember with the big boobed Michelle looks like.....




... she looks like that....

Coming very very soon to a wam based portal near u.....

Laterz

Karen - a messymayhem legend...!

Yet another musing from me the pastychomping legend.

Now, I'm sure you are all aware of the lovely Karen, who adorns our wonderiforius site, and has become a bit of a star in the short inception of the site....



But did you know.....

....she's a demon with a wheel brace.

Following our first shoot at Karen's house, the Cornish one already running late and stressed and loss, found the estate where she lived, and didn't see a kerb, pop goes the tyre, brand new aswell, and Jonny's a bit glum! Anyways after getting covered in gunge, cleaning up the house, cleaning herself up, the Brum Bombshell then comes to help a struggling pastychomper with a travel jack and dodgy socket set, tells me to move aside and changes the wheel. Certainly not afraid to get her hands dirty, but then she isn't fussed about getting all of her body dirty either!

... she genuinely wanted to get gunged

hence her up for it, bring it on attitude that we love! I bumped into her at a recent non-messy thing, she was draped over some racing cars, and well, she didn't stop chatting about how she loved the pink gunge that she received!

....she's paranoid



Convinced that our timings were wrong in Episode 1 Part 1 and that we rigged the competition to gunge her, what didn't help is letting her play the BRQ with Lorna.... I think you can guess the rest!

She is most definately our first star of Messymayhem and she remains incredibly popular with our viewers - and she's back in Episode 5 Part 3, coming very soon!

And we are now on Twitter - keep up to date with our updates, exclusives and new releases only at http://twitter.com/messymayhemcom. Add as a friend!

Right, deep breath as over Easter we are busy busy busy....Oh you might want to pay attention to the above....

Something, something, later peeps
Something, something, the Cornish One

Decisions, decisions

Non descript time greetings and salutations to you all.... I'm bringing you glad tidings of the latest installment of Episode 5 with the glamourous assistant from Part 1, Lorna, and fresh from being fixed, Karen, who still wanted another wish to be granted by Jon. She wanted a chance to rectify a wrong from the first ever episode, when she failed Don't Laugh Or You Will Lose (albeit controversially due to me not starting the stopwatch!).

So, simply we gave her the choice to play again, and to choose whether to play the game as the straight faced reciepent or as the chief interrogator!

Hmmmm decisions decisions!

Fortunately for Karen, she had decided to play with the lovely Lorna, who took up the challenge


Unfortunately for Lorna, the experience of Karen playing this game stood her in good stead!







It's coming up later this week to play, you'll love it as Lorna is a real trooper!

Just to remind our avid viewers that both Episode 1 and Episode 2 are now up on our UMD Download Store Here

and.... the Excellent Episode 3 starring Beki and Keeleigh, and Episode 4 starring Michelle Monroe and Rach is still available to download Here

Big boobs and big ups!

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Bloggity blog blog.....

Tis I Cornish one, fresh from my service to the hostelery and publician community by making sure their alcohol doesn't go off. Cheers Scouse Git, no hangovers despite a guiness/real ale/apple sours combo.....

Anyhow, onto matters non alcoholic and rumour has it that a unfeasibly large amount of powder is heading to the Wirral, and for once its not from Colombia! (If HM Customs are reading this - this is Natrasol, oh and look behind you, there's a whole bunch of ayslum seekers in the lorry)
Our mega shoot planned for Easter should see some faces new, and faces you might just recognize.... but one thing that is certain is, lots of girls, lots of gunge and plenty of material coming up soon.

So to the present day!

Our latest update stars the ever popular Michelle Monroe is one of the protagonists of Episode 4, and after gunging Rach in the previous 2 parts, she came a cropper when faced with the words penultimate and frog!

We'll definately be working with her again, she's a bit of a legend, and a bit feisty too, as viewers to the Wam Princess Thread on UMD will vouch!

Coming up next on el messinomayhemo is our first foray into a realistic piece portraying the dreams of model in her formative years, and her wishes come true, some years later. Other clues include a bad impression, and an overuse of polyester tracksuits....

How's about that then....

Laterz fornicators!